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Democrats Storm Out Of Syria Meeting After Getting Into Shouting Match With Trump Over Whether A Hot Dog Is A Sandwich
October 17th, 2019

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer, and House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer all stormed out of the meeting on Syria with President Donald Trump, each side accusing the other of being “unhinged.” Apparently, the meeting broke down when Trump suggested they all order lunch and get “sandwiches.” When asked what type of sandwich he wanted, Trump suggested “hot dogs.”

The room was dead silent for a few seconds before Pelosi yelled, “What did you just say?”

“I said the type of sandwich I like is a hotdog,” Trump clarified.

“Are you insane?” Pelosi demanded, barely keeping herself in control. “Are you really calling a hotdog a sandwich?”

“It’s meat between two slices of bread,” Trump said nonchalantly. “It’s a sandwich.”

Pelosi was now on her feet and shouting. “That’s not what it is!” Pelosi then turned to the other Republicans in the room. “How long are you going to put up with this madness? How long?” None of the other people would meet her eyes, though.

“They, like me, also enjoy sandwiches!” Trump yelled. “Especially with ketchup!”

At this point Pelosi stormed out of the room along with Schumer and Hoyer. At a later press conference, Pelosi said, “All we can do now is pray for the president’s health -- his mental health. He has a sick, sick mind.”

hdjimv Loc: South Dakota

Very good one Bahmer!

MR Mister Loc: Washington DC

It sounds like Pelosi!

badbobby Loc: texas

I like hot dogs--
with mustard

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

You are a hotdog...with mustard.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

You got'ta love The Babylon Bee.

bahmer

Same here. Sometimes with ketchup but mostly with mustard and the same for bratwurst mustard and sauerkraut.

badbobby Loc: texas

now I'm hurt
and to think that just yesterday I saved your life
when I k**led that s--t eatin dog

Smedley_buzkill

Screw mustard. Chili and cole slaw, like God meant for mankind to eat hot dogs.

bahmer

Do you throw your french fries on top as well?

badbobby Loc: texas

most anything that doesn't spill out is good on hot dogs

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

Over here the term "hot dog" is more accurate

billy a Loc: South Florida

I am shocked,appalled and QUITE disappointed with my OPP friends...
Not ONE mention of the BUN!!
Buns have FEELINGS! Must they forever be left out of these life-changing debates?!?
...I'll be in my safe-place.

Singularity

Buns are, from a nutritional standpoint, totally unnecessary since the American Hot Dog contains enough cereal filler to meet the recommended daily requirement for excess carbs, as well as the other three junk food categories: 1. excess fat, 2. excess salt and 3. minimally acceptable amounts insect protein.

Buns are mainly are useful for soaking up and containing the preferred supportive auxillary flavor packets of mustard vs ketchup, the biologic substrate for which and from which the proto sandwich seemingly evolved. This helpful evolutionary development provided a protective effect from juicy bits of food falling from the mouth on to the neck tie, rendering the T shirt finally feasible as a further useful and more comfortable fashion adaptation.

Or, perhaps you are persuaded that the first loaf could not have evolved over eons of deep time on its own and was instead intelligently baked by a supernatural creator!?!?

Rose42

Another good one!

Mustard, relish and sauerkraut are good additions. So are chili and onions.