Bahmer looks to re-marry
Oct 15, 2019 10:09:59 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Bahmer was feeling lonely after being a widower for so long and wanted to get married. BadBobby and PeeWee, being concerned, selected prospects for him and he went on a couple of dates with each of them.
They asked him afterward, “How did it go?”
Bahmer says, “Well, they were all really nice. But I did something different. I gave each of them $500 to see how they would spend it. I said surprise me when we meet after a week.”
His friends responded with “Okay, that’s weird...But what happened after you knew them for a week?”
He says: “The first lady bought some new clothes, make-up, and jewelry saying she wanted to look good for me.”
“The second lady bought me a new watch and said it is your money, I wanted to give you something nice.”
“The third lady didn’t bring anything, but said she opened an investment account which will help grow this money and help us in the future.”
BB & PeeWee then asked with utmost curiosity: “Well, whom are you marrying then??”
Bahmer replied, “The one with the big boobs”.
They asked him afterward, “How did it go?”
Bahmer says, “Well, they were all really nice. But I did something different. I gave each of them $500 to see how they would spend it. I said surprise me when we meet after a week.”
His friends responded with “Okay, that’s weird...But what happened after you knew them for a week?”
He says: “The first lady bought some new clothes, make-up, and jewelry saying she wanted to look good for me.”
“The second lady bought me a new watch and said it is your money, I wanted to give you something nice.”
“The third lady didn’t bring anything, but said she opened an investment account which will help grow this money and help us in the future.”
BB & PeeWee then asked with utmost curiosity: “Well, whom are you marrying then??”
Bahmer replied, “The one with the big boobs”.
Oct 15, 2019 10:15:32 #
slatten49 wrote:
Bahmer was feeling lonely after being a widower fo... (show quote)
I have always said Bahmer is an intelligent man
Oct 15, 2019 10:18:35 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
I have always said Bahmer is an intelligent man
Well, he certainly does keep abreast of things.
Oct 15, 2019 10:22:51 #
slatten49 wrote:
Well, he certainly does keep abreast of things.
Not one to waste time on the "little details"
Oct 15, 2019 10:27:10 #
Oct 15, 2019 11:27:02 #
slatten49 wrote:
Bahmer was feeling lonely after being a widower fo... (show quote)
Actually I prefer just normal sized breasts the big boobs don't attract me at all.
Oct 15, 2019 11:41:50 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
Actually I prefer just normal sized breasts the big boobs don't attract me at all.
Now, you've gone and taken all the fun out of messin' wit'cha. 
Oct 15, 2019 11:42:51 #
slatten49 wrote: Now, you've gone and taken all the fun out of messin' wit'cha.
Now, you've gone and taken all the fun out of messin' wit'cha. Ask him to define "normal sized" and watch him squirm
Oct 15, 2019 11:47:47 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Ask him to define "normal sized" and watch him squirm
You may have nailed him with that, CD. He seems a bit squirmy, doesn't he
Oct 15, 2019 11:50:10 #
slatten49 wrote:
You may have nailed him with that, CD. He seems a bit squirmy, doesn't he
No matter how hard one tries,one runs out of hands before one runs out of cup sizes
Oct 15, 2019 12:45:25 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
No matter how hard one tries,one runs out of hands before one runs out of cup sizes
Anything over a handful is a waste of boobs.
Oct 15, 2019 14:49:41 #
Oct 15, 2019 19:18:26 #
Oct 16, 2019 09:46:50 #
padremike
Loc: Phenix City, Al
slatten49 wrote:
Bahmer was feeling lonely after being a widower fo... (show quote)
The "girls" have no concept how difficult it is to be male. 😢
Oct 16, 2019 10:29:07 #
slatten49 wrote:
Bahmer was feeling lonely after being a widower fo... (show quote)
Lolololhahahaha
Sounds about right
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