bahmer

A man "badbobby" boarded an airplane and took his seat. As badbobby settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, badbobby blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled, and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."

Badbobby swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs. Struggling to maintain his composure, badbobby calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really?" badbobby said. "And what kind of myths are there?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck." Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," badbobby said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba...

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

BB is just living up to his reputation as a wascally ol' wascal.

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

Nice one

Big dog

We’ll have to start calling him Bad Bubba 🤪

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

Oh.. Wish I had come up with that

Seconded

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

My first thought was of calling BB the wishful thinker.

Tug484

Funny

Louie27 Loc: Peoria, AZ

Now! That was a really good jke. Thanks for the afternoon laughs and giggles.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Actually, I believe it is a true story.

bggamers Loc: georgia

kankune Loc: Iowa

I love ya Bad...but that was a good one Bahm...