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Why Schiff & Nadler Are Stupid

It’s obvious that Adam Schiff and Jerry Nadler are stupid. What they say makes no sense. If brains were gunpowder, neither of them would have enough to blow their noses. I think I’ve figured out why.

Schiff and Nadler are both Jewish. That means they likely had their circumcisions on their eighth days of life. The rite of circumcision is called a bris and is performed by a mohel (pronounced moil), a rabbi specially trained to perform circumcisions.

Now, when the mohels performed their circumcisions, they likely threw the foreskins away with their brains inside. Seems like a reasonable explanation.