How do you know you're old? People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
Sep 13, 2019 22:19:41 #
That happened to me twice this week. I very, very rarely sleep past 6:30am. Below are a few more things.
-Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 33, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy.
-I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
-I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
-I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants, but he's still making fun of me.
-Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70 years old.
-I like having conversations with kids. Grownups never ask me what my third favorite reptile is.
-Few women admit their age; few men act it.
-When I was young, I always felt like a male trapped in a female's body. Then I was born.
-Work hard and save your money and when you are old you will be able to buy the things only the young can enjoy.
-Retirement k**ls more people than hard work ever did.
-I don't care what you think you're good at, there's a 7-year-old kid on YouTube doing it better.
-I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.
-The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.
-How old would you be if you didn't know how old you was?
-Got an e-mail today from a "bored housewife 33, looking for some action!" I've sent her my ironing, that'll keep her busy.
-I've reached the age where looking in the mirror is like checking the news. I know there'll be some new developments I won't like.
-I always feel better when my doctor says something is normal for my age but then think dying will also be normal for my age at some point.
-I tried to explain to my 4-year-old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants, but he's still making fun of me.
-Talking to a liberal is like trying to explain social media to a 70 years old.
-I like having conversations with kids. Grownups never ask me what my third favorite reptile is.
-Few women admit their age; few men act it.
-When I was young, I always felt like a male trapped in a female's body. Then I was born.
-Work hard and save your money and when you are old you will be able to buy the things only the young can enjoy.
-Retirement k**ls more people than hard work ever did.
-I don't care what you think you're good at, there's a 7-year-old kid on YouTube doing it better.
-I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.
-The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.
-How old would you be if you didn't know how old you was?
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Sep 14, 2019 00:31:47 #
Iliamna1 wrote:
You made me laugh. Too much of me in those. And how are YOU doing? Iliamna
Very good, Iliamna, at peace, thank you. And you?
Sep 14, 2019 07:37:18 #
rumitoid wrote:
That happened to me twice this week. I very, very ... (show quote)
Iām getting too old for this sense.
Sep 14, 2019 12:37:00 #
Iliamna1 wrote:
You made me laugh. Too much of me in those. And how are YOU doing? Iliamna
I replied to your pm. Thank you.
Sep 14, 2019 13:40:45 #
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Sep 14, 2019 14:56:51 #
As long as you're still upright and on the right side of the grass there's nothing to complain about.
If your constantly complaining and whining about things you'll bring on the dirt nap quicker.
If your constantly complaining and whining about things you'll bring on the dirt nap quicker.
Sep 14, 2019 16:41:30 #
rumitoid wrote:
That happened to me twice this week. I very, very ... (show quote)
19 and holding. I got away with that one for many years.
Sep 14, 2019 16:48:30 #
Carlos wrote:
As long as you're still upright and on the right side of the grass there's nothing to complain about.
If your constantly complaining and whining about things you'll bring on the dirt nap quicker.
If your constantly complaining and whining about things you'll bring on the dirt nap quicker.
Agreed.
Sep 14, 2019 16:49:09 #
Sep 14, 2019 16:50:44 #
rumitoid wrote:
Good for you, bravo!
Sadly it doesn't work anymore, but they still say I don't look my age. They could be lying.
Sep 14, 2019 21:37:50 #
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