I took my Rebel f**g down today,along with the Stars and Stripes(BTW you can't buy the rebel f**g on E Bay)
Then I peeled the NRA stickers off my front window and my car's windshield
I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy assed 'Neighborhood Watch'
I bought two Iran f**gs and put one at each end of my porch
then I bought the black f**g of Isis and ran it up my f**g pole.
Now the POlice,Sherrif Dept,FBI,CIA,NSA,Homeland Security,Secret Service and about ten other Government agencies are watching my house 24/7
I'never felt so safe!!
I also bought a burka to wear when I go shopping or travel.People just move out of my way,and Security isn't allowed to pat me down
And if Security accuse me of being a man wearing a burka,I just say that I feel like a woman f**gs and put one on each end of my porch,and the black f**g of Isis(which you CAN buy on E Bay)and ran it up my f**g pole
Now the Police,Sherrif's Dept.,FBI,CIA,Nsa,Homeland Security,secret Service and other Government agencies are watching my house 24/7
I've never felt safer,and Im saving the 69.95 I used to pay ADT
I also bought a burka to wear when I travel or go shopping.People just move outta my way.
If Security ever stops me and accuses me of being a man wearing a burka,I'll just say'I zfeel like a woman'
Hot Damn--safe at last
Ain't this a great country?
I took my Rebel f**g down today,along with the Sta... (