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Sep 10, 2019 12:50:36   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer said"Being in the sixties is the worst of all ages.You constantly have the urge to pee,but most of the time you can't!"
Slatten said "That's nothin bahm,the seventies are worse!I can't take a crap anymore! I eat bran,take laxatives
and a fiber additive,but I still can't go!"

Bb said"Guys wait til you're in your nineties,they are far worse!"
bahm asked bb"Do you have trouble peeing?"
bb said"No,I go about six oclock every morning,no trouble at all".
Slat asked bb"Do you have trouble taking a crap?"
BB replied "No,I go about six thirty every morning
Bahm and Slat were amazed
Slat finally asked bb"If you can do that,then please tell us what's so bad about being in the nineties?"

BB said "I don't get up until nine oclock!!"

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Sep 10, 2019 12:59:38   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
bahmer said"Being in the sixties is the worst of all ages.You constantly have the urge to pee,but most of the time you can't!"
Slatten said "That's nothin bahm,the seventies are worse!I can't take a crap anymore! I eat bran,take laxatives
and a fiber additive,but I still can't go!"

Bb said"Guys wait til you're in your nineties,they are far worse!"
bahm asked bb"Do you have trouble peeing?"
bb said"No,I go about six oclock every morning,no trouble at all".
Slat asked bb"Do you have trouble taking a crap?"
BB replied "No,I go about six thirty every morning
Bahm and Slat were amazed
Slat finally asked bb"If you can do that,then please tell us what's so bad about being in the nineties?"

BB said "I don't get up until nine oclock!!"
bahmer said"Being in the sixties is the worst... (show quote)


Boy that sure leaves a mess to clean up now doesn't it?

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Sep 10, 2019 15:16:38   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
badbobby wrote:
bahmer said"Being in the sixties is the worst of all ages.You constantly have the urge to pee,but most of the time you can't!"
Slatten said "That's nothin bahm,the seventies are worse!I can't take a crap anymore! I eat bran,take laxatives
and a fiber additive,but I still can't go!"

Bb said"Guys wait til you're in your nineties,they are far worse!"
bahm asked bb"Do you have trouble peeing?"
bb said"No,I go about six oclock every morning,no trouble at all".
Slat asked bb"Do you have trouble taking a crap?"
BB replied "No,I go about six thirty every morning
Bahm and Slat were amazed
Slat finally asked bb"If you can do that,then please tell us what's so bad about being in the nineties?"

BB said "I don't get up until nine oclock!!"
bahmer said"Being in the sixties is the worst... (show quote)


That will mess with their heads. BB does PP and BM on his ownself.

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Sep 10, 2019 19:18:37   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
badbobby wrote:
bahmer said"Being in the sixties is the worst of all ages.You constantly have the urge to pee,but most of the time you can't!"
Slatten said "That's nothin bahm,the seventies are worse!I can't take a crap anymore! I eat bran,take laxatives
and a fiber additive,but I still can't go!"

Bb said"Guys wait til you're in your nineties,they are far worse!"
bahm asked bb"Do you have trouble peeing?"
bb said"No,I go about six oclock every morning,no trouble at all".
Slat asked bb"Do you have trouble taking a crap?"
BB replied "No,I go about six thirty every morning
Bahm and Slat were amazed
Slat finally asked bb"If you can do that,then please tell us what's so bad about being in the nineties?"

BB said "I don't get up until nine oclock!!"
bahmer said"Being in the sixties is the worst... (show quote)


A peace offering for Flatten?

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Sep 11, 2019 06:37:43   #
Tug484
 
badbobby wrote:
bahmer said"Being in the sixties is the worst of all ages.You constantly have the urge to pee,but most of the time you can't!"
Slatten said "That's nothin bahm,the seventies are worse!I can't take a crap anymore! I eat bran,take laxatives
and a fiber additive,but I still can't go!"

Bb said"Guys wait til you're in your nineties,they are far worse!"
bahm asked bb"Do you have trouble peeing?"
bb said"No,I go about six oclock every morning,no trouble at all".
Slat asked bb"Do you have trouble taking a crap?"
BB replied "No,I go about six thirty every morning
Bahm and Slat were amazed
Slat finally asked bb"If you can do that,then please tell us what's so bad about being in the nineties?"

BB said "I don't get up until nine oclock!!"
bahmer said"Being in the sixties is the worst... (show quote)


BB isn't the guy that got engaged to get married is he?
This guy told his friend he was getting married.
His friend asked if she could cook.
No.
Is she good looking?
No.
Why then are you marrying her?
She still has a driver's license.

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Sep 11, 2019 12:10:37   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
lpnmajor wrote:
That will mess with their heads. BB does PP and BM on his ownself.


Plastic sheets were my first thought.

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Sep 11, 2019 12:13:41   #
bahmer
 
Peewee wrote:
Plastic sheets were my first thought.


Wouldn't they stick to your skin? How would you sleep like that it would really be uncomfortable wouldn't it?

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Sep 11, 2019 12:36:11   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
bahmer wrote:
Wouldn't they stick to your skin? How would you sleep like that it would really be uncomfortable wouldn't it?


I think there would be enough fluid that you need not worry about sticking to the plastic. I know I'm overthinking this, but, a onesie plastic suit is a solution. The mattress is saved, just get up and get in the shower as you take it off and put any logs in a bucket and dump those in the toilet later and flush. You save the mattress, underwear, and toilet paper. Plus you sweat before you go and keep the weight off.

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Sep 11, 2019 12:45:33   #
bahmer
 
Peewee wrote:
I think there would be enough fluid that you need not worry about sticking to the plastic. I know I'm overthinking this, but, a onesie plastic suit is a solution. The mattress is saved, just get up and get in the shower as you take it off and put any logs in a bucket and dump those in the toilet later and flush. You save the mattress, underwear, and toilet paper. Plus you sweat before you go and keep the weight off.
I think there would be enough fluid that you need ... (show quote)



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Sep 11, 2019 13:17:40   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Tug484 wrote:
BB isn't the guy that got engaged to get married is he?
This guy told his friend he was getting married.
His friend asked if she could cook.
No.
Is she good looking?
No.
Why then are you marrying her?
She still has a driver's license.


certainly a consideration Tug

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Sep 11, 2019 13:18:56   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Peewee wrote:
I think there would be enough fluid that you need not worry about sticking to the plastic. I know I'm overthinking this, but, a onesie plastic suit is a solution. The mattress is saved, just get up and get in the shower as you take it off and put any logs in a bucket and dump those in the toilet later and flush. You save the mattress, underwear, and toilet paper. Plus you sweat before you go and keep the weight off.
I think there would be enough fluid that you need ... (show quote)


youdaman Pewee

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Sep 11, 2019 13:23:06   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
youdaman Pewee


Good morning sunshine sleeping in again I see.

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Sep 11, 2019 13:47:28   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Good morning sunshine sleeping in again I see.


nope
up at 6
went to walk
went to store
went to library
went to daughters house
started computer
busy morning

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Sep 11, 2019 13:50:45   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
nope
up at 6
went to walk
went to store
went to library
went to daughters house
started computer
busy morning


You have to get some fishin in there sometime. That will help your outlook a little bit.
Glad you had a good morning though hang in there.

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Sep 11, 2019 13:59:43   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
badbobby wrote:
youdaman Pewee


Gross stuff has never grossed me out.

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