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Sep 9, 2019 19:42:49   #
Dwight Logan
 
Two years ago i had an electronic pace maker implanted. The nerve between my brain and bladder stoped working, so alectronic impant was inserted.
The day after the surgery a frind called and asked how I feltm he told me that I should have the following tatoo on my arm: "EMT's if cpr does not work use jumper cables. Dwight

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Sep 9, 2019 20:16:08   #
dongreen76
 
Dwight Logan wrote:
Two years ago i had an electronic pace maker implanted. The nerve between my brain and bladder stoped working, so alectronic impant was inserted.
The day after the surgery a frind called and asked how I feltm he told me that I should have the following tatoo on my arm: "EMT's if cpr does not work use jumper cables. Dwight


You're rights,dat's humurous iz' hell
spechully duh pod bout,"duh nurv,betwinx,yo`brain & bladduh "Stoped"`
workin`,so "Alectronic "Impant" was inserted.
Then you followed up with the punch paragraph beautifully.
"The day after the surgery a "Frind"`called
and asked how I "Feltm"`he told me that I should have the following tatoo on my arm:EMT's if cpr does not wuk`use jumper cables.Dwit`.... Thats hilarious!

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Sep 9, 2019 20:21:19   #
byronglimish Loc: Lapine Oregon
 
dongreen76 wrote:
You're rights,dat's humurous iz' hell
spechully duh pod bout,"duh nurv,betwinx,yo`brain & bladduh "Stoped"`
workin`,so "Alectronic "Impant" was inserted.
Then you followed up with the punch paragraph beautifully.
"The day after the surgery a "Frind"`called
and asked how I "Feltm"`he told me that I should have the following tatoo on my arm:EMT's if cpr does not wuk`use jumper cables.Dwit`.... Thats hilarious!
You're rights,dat's humurous iz' hell br spechully... (show quote)



Mr dong reen, been hiting the crack pipe again?

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Sep 9, 2019 20:23:57   #
byronglimish Loc: Lapine Oregon
 
Dwight Logan wrote:
Two years ago i had an electronic pace maker implanted. The nerve between my brain and bladder stoped working, so alectronic impant was inserted.
The day after the surgery a frind called and asked how I feltm he told me that I should have the following tatoo on my arm: "EMT's if cpr does not work use jumper cables. Dwight


Welcome Dwight.

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Sep 9, 2019 23:03:58   #
badbob85037
 
byronglimish wrote:
Mr dong reen, been hiting the crack pipe again?


Food of the democrats. They keep a large quantity to use when making party policies and to pray to The one word to sum up party goals is to FIGHT! Fight against everything Trump is for no matter the outcome it has on the nation.

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Sep 9, 2019 23:09:33   #
byronglimish Loc: Lapine Oregon
 
badbob85037 wrote:
Food of the democrats. They keep a large quantity to use when making party policies and to pray to The one word to sum up party goals is to FIGHT! Fight against everything Trump is for no matter the outcome it has on the nation.


They're mad..as in crazy. Suicidal.

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Sep 10, 2019 06:29:06   #
Tug484
 
dongreen76 wrote:
You're rights,dat's humurous iz' hell
spechully duh pod bout,"duh nurv,betwinx,yo`brain & bladduh "Stoped"`
workin`,so "Alectronic "Impant" was inserted.
Then you followed up with the punch paragraph beautifully.
"The day after the surgery a "Frind"`called
and asked how I "Feltm"`he told me that I should have the following tatoo on my arm:EMT's if cpr does not wuk`use jumper cables.Dwit`.... Thats hilarious!
You're rights,dat's humurous iz' hell br spechully... (show quote)


I can hear that accent.
Thanks for the laugh.

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Sep 11, 2019 20:22:58   #
teabag09
 
Tug484 wrote:
I can hear that accent.
Thanks for the laugh.


I caught it as well and got a chuckle. Mike

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Sep 11, 2019 20:52:19   #
Tug484
 
teabag09 wrote:
I caught it as well and got a chuckle. Mike


I could see him firing up his hillbilly hot tub.
A bathtub on blocks.

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Sep 21, 2019 01:35:47   #
debeda
 
Dwight Logan wrote:
Two years ago i had an electronic pace maker implanted. The nerve between my brain and bladder stoped working, so alectronic impant was inserted.
The day after the surgery a frind called and asked how I feltm he told me that I should have the following tatoo on my arm: "EMT's if cpr does not work use jumper cables. Dwight


Lolololhahahaha

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