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Jun 7, 2014 20:34:46   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "if I am going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this."
:shock: :shock:

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Jun 7, 2014 20:38:51   #
mwdegutis Loc: Illinois
 
AuntiE wrote:
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "if I am going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this."
:shock: :shock:


:lol:

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Jun 7, 2014 20:39:13   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
AuntiE wrote:
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "if I am going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this."
:shock: :shock:


At least he stood up. :shock: :shock: :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jun 7, 2014 21:15:12   #
Olden McGroen Loc: Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "if I am going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this."
:shock: :shock:




:lol: :lol: :lol: My wife enjoyed this one almost as much as I did. It's only funny if it's true.

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Jun 7, 2014 21:23:36   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "if I am going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this."
:shock: :shock:


I hope she had the decency to not add starch. :wink:

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Jun 7, 2014 21:51:29   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
slatten49 wrote:
I hope she had the decency to not add starch. :wink:


yeah, yeah right on bro. High-Five. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) :arrow: :arrow: :hunf: You should ashamed of yourself talking about wimmen that way. :evil:

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Jun 7, 2014 22:07:48   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Armageddun wrote:
yeah, yeah right on bro. High-Five. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) :arrow: :arrow: :hunf: You should ashamed of yourself talking about wimmen that way. :evil:


I was simply suggesting lightening her duties. :wink:

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Jun 7, 2014 22:17:57   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
slatten49 wrote:
I was simply suggesting lightening her duties. :wink:


You use rinso blu or bleach to make shirts whiter, you can't trick me.
:wink: :wink: :wink: :roll: :roll:

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Jun 8, 2014 01:02:04   #
rumitoid
 
AuntiE wrote:
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "if I am going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this."
:shock: :shock:


Lol, wonderful: but how does it end?

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Jun 8, 2014 09:02:09   #
cant beleve Loc: Planet Kolob
 
AuntiE wrote:
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "if I am going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this."
:shock: :shock:


:thumbup: :XD:

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