At the end of WWII in Berlin, an American and a Russian were discussing the relative merits of their respective systems. The American said to the Russian, "Do you realize that I can stand outside the White House and shout out Pres. Truman is a jackass without fear of reprisal?"
The Russian replied, "That's nothing, I too can stand outside the Kremlin and shout out Pres. Truman is a jackass without fear of reprisal."
I remember Yakov Smirnoff talking about a friend who told him, "The KGB is after me for what I know!"..."What do you know?"..."I don't know!"...