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Sep 6, 2019 15:24:23   #
bahmer (a regular here)
 
Stalin steps out on the balcony of the Kremlin one morning and sees the sun rise.

"Good morning, Comrade Sun" he says.

"Good morning, Comrade Stalin" the sun replies.

Later in the day, as Stalin is heading to the NKVD headquarters to meet with Beria, he says, "Good afternoon, Comrade Sun".

joke sun with sunglasses

"Good afternoon, Comrade Stalin," the Sun replies.

As he goes for his evening jog on the Kremlin's grounds, he says, "Good evening, Comrade Sun"

No response.

"I said 'Good evening, Comrade Sun'" Stalin says, his anger rising.

The Sun replies, "Screw you, I'm in the West now."

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Sep 6, 2019 16:06:34   #
slatten49 (a regular here)
 
bahmer wrote:
Stalin steps out on the balcony of the Kremlin one morning and sees the sun rise.

"Good morning, Comrade Sun" he says.

"Good morning, Comrade Stalin" the sun replies.

Later in the day, as Stalin is heading to the NKVD headquarters to meet with Beria, he says, "Good afternoon, Comrade Sun".

joke sun with sunglasses

"Good afternoon, Comrade Stalin," the Sun replies.

As he goes for his evening jog on the Kremlin's grounds, he says, "Good evening, Comrade Sun"

No response.

"I said 'Good evening, Comrade Sun'" Stalin says, his anger rising.

The Sun replies, "Screw you, I'm in the West now."
Stalin steps out on the balcony of the Kremlin one... (show quote)

I'm pretty sure Stalin is dead and buried.

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Sep 6, 2019 16:09:16   #
bahmer (a regular here)
 
slatten49 wrote:
I'm pretty sure Stalin is dead and buried.


You think so.

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Sep 6, 2019 16:10:23   #
RT friend (a regular here)
 
bahmer wrote:
Stalin steps out on the balcony of the Kremlin one morning and sees the sun rise.

"Good morning, Comrade Sun" he says.

"Good morning, Comrade Stalin" the sun replies.

Later in the day, as Stalin is heading to the NKVD headquarters to meet with Beria, he says, "Good afternoon, Comrade Sun".

joke sun with sunglasses

"Good afternoon, Comrade Stalin," the Sun replies.

As he goes for his evening jog on the Kremlin's grounds, he says, "Good evening, Comrade Sun"

No response.

"I said 'Good evening, Comrade Sun'" Stalin says, his anger rising.

The Sun replies, "Screw you, I'm in the West now."
Stalin steps out on the balcony of the Kremlin one... (show quote)


Stalin was conferring with Molotov about his wife's situation in Siberia this was happening in the Moscow Oblast "how's your wife going with her re-education in Siberia" comrade Stalin asked Molotov.

"Doing just great Comrade , but she writes to me saying that her fondness for buildings with a tear drop at the top has become an impediment to her concentration during Marxist Classes".

"Don't worry " replied Stalin "I have an idea".

Stalin got on the telephone to Comrade Rudolf Hess and said "Hess good buddy I've got a job for you, - fly off to Siberia and parachute down over Comrade Polina Molotov's re-education camp I want her to look up and see a tear drop landing on the spiral of her building ".

"Certainly Comrade Stalin I'm on to it straight away ".

Hold on a minute through Rudolf parachute hummm !!!! tear drop would be upside down, I know I'll go the opposite way.


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Sep 6, 2019 17:52:30   #
DonaldR
 
And thats humor for todays world ??????????????????????

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Sep 6, 2019 18:27:07   #
badbob85037 (a regular here)
 
slatten49 wrote:
I'm pretty sure Stalin is dead and buried.


I though he was stuffed.

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Sep 6, 2019 19:03:53   #
Canuckus Deploracus (a regular here)
 
bahmer wrote:
Stalin steps out on the balcony of the Kremlin one morning and sees the sun rise.

"Good morning, Comrade Sun" he says.

"Good morning, Comrade Stalin" the sun replies.

Later in the day, as Stalin is heading to the NKVD headquarters to meet with Beria, he says, "Good afternoon, Comrade Sun".

joke sun with sunglasses

"Good afternoon, Comrade Stalin," the Sun replies.

As he goes for his evening jog on the Kremlin's grounds, he says, "Good evening, Comrade Sun"

No response.

"I said 'Good evening, Comrade Sun'" Stalin says, his anger rising.

The Sun replies, "Screw you, I'm in the West now."
Stalin steps out on the balcony of the Kremlin one... (show quote)


Liked that

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Sep 7, 2019 18:34:57   #
Armageddun (a regular here)
 
slatten49 wrote:
I'm pretty sure Stalin is dead and buried.


Perhaps this was prior to his demise. hehehehehehehehehhe

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Sep 7, 2019 23:56:52   #
GmanTerry (a regular here)
 
slatten49 wrote:
I'm pretty sure Stalin is dead and buried.


I wouldn't bee so sure Slat. Maybe he has been reborn as Democrat Presidential candidates.


Semper Fi

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