bahmer

Stalin steps out on the balcony of the Kremlin one morning and sees the sun rise.

"Good morning, Comrade Sun" he says.

"Good morning, Comrade Stalin" the sun replies.

Later in the day, as Stalin is heading to the NKVD headquarters to meet with Beria, he says, "Good afternoon, Comrade Sun".

joke sun with sunglasses

"Good afternoon, Comrade Stalin," the Sun replies.

As he goes for his evening jog on the Kremlin's grounds, he says, "Good evening, Comrade Sun"

No response.

"I said 'Good evening, Comrade Sun'" Stalin says, his anger rising.

The Sun replies, "Screw you, I'm in the West now."

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

I'm pretty sure Stalin is dead and buried.

bahmer

You think so.

RT friend Loc: Kangaroo valley NSW Australia

Stalin was conferring with Molotov about his wife's situation in Siberia this was happening in the Moscow Oblast "how's your wife going with her re-education in Siberia" comrade Stalin asked Molotov.

"Doing just great Comrade , but she writes to me saying that her fondness for buildings with a tear drop at the top has become an impediment to her concentration during Marxist Classes".

"Don't worry " replied Stalin "I have an idea".

Stalin got on the telephone to Comrade Rudolf Hess and said "Hess good buddy I've got a job for you, - fly off to Siberia and parachute down over Comrade Polina Molotov's re-education camp I want her to look up and see a tear drop landing on the spiral of her building ".

"Certainly Comrade Stalin I'm on to it straight away ".

Hold on a minute through Rudolf parachute hummm !!!! tear drop would be upside down, I know I'll go the opposite way.

DonaldR Loc: Florida

And thats humor for todays world ??????????????????????

badbob85037

I though he was stuffed.

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

Liked that

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

Perhaps this was prior to his demise. hehehehehehehehehhe

GmanTerry

I wouldn't bee so sure Slat. Maybe he has been reborn as Democrat P**********l candidates.


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