A barkeep is looking out the door of his saloon and sees a cowboy ride up on his horse, dismount teather the beast and proceed to its rear where he lifts its tail and places a lingering kiss on its arsehole. The Texan then swaggered into the bar sat down and ordered several drinks chatting with the bartender about his time on the trail. After an hour or so the bartender said to the man, you seem like a decent guy but I have a question for you, when you arrived I watched you kiss your horses ass, why would you do a thing like that? The Texan smiled and replied “chapped lips.” To which the bartender asked how does that help chapped lips? The sly Texan turned to the barman beaming and replied “keeps me from licking them!”
Necessity is the mother of invention.
Kevyn wrote:
A barkeep is looking out the door of his saloon and sees a cowboy ride up on his horse, dismount teather the beast and proceed to its rear where he lifts its tail and places a lingering kiss on its arsehole. The Texan then swaggered into the bar sat down and ordered several drinks chatting with the bartender about his time on the trail. After an hour or so the bartender said to the man, you seem like a decent guy but I have a question for you, when you arrived I watched you kiss your horses ass, why would you do a thing like that? The Texan smiled and replied “chapped lips.” To which the bartender asked how does that help chapped lips? The sly Texan turned to the barman beaming and replied “keeps me from licking them!”
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It's called southern engineering.
Kevyn wrote:
A barkeep is looking out the door of his saloon and sees a cowboy ride up on his horse, dismount teather the beast and proceed to its rear where he lifts its tail and places a lingering kiss on its arsehole. The Texan then swaggered into the bar sat down and ordered several drinks chatting with the bartender about his time on the trail. After an hour or so the bartender said to the man, you seem like a decent guy but I have a question for you, when you arrived I watched you kiss your horses ass, why would you do a thing like that? The Texan smiled and replied “chapped lips.” To which the bartender asked how does that help chapped lips? The sly Texan turned to the barman beaming and replied “keeps me from licking them!”
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you have feelins agin Texans?????
badbobby wrote:
you have feelins agin Texans?????
Yep, just don't mess with Texas.
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