badbobby Loc: texas

. A cowboy was in town on a Saturday. His secret love was the rancher's daughter Mary. This particular Saturday he finally worked up the courage to tell her of his love. Every Saturday Mary came in to town in her carriage pulled by her team of matched white horses. So before she got to town Joe goes into the bar to bolster his courage. He says," Bartender, gimme a martini." As he drinks his first he says,"Bartender, ya know what I'm gonna do? Mary is gonna come in to town and do her shopping, while she's in the store I'm gonna go out and paint the legs of her white horses all black. She's gonna come out and say 'Oh, who painted the legs of my white horses all black?' I'm going to say, I did I wanted your attention, I love you, run away with me and we'll live happily ever after." "Bartender, gimme another martini." As he is drinking his second he says,"Bartender, ya know what I'm gonna do? She's gonna come in here and go to the store and I'm gonna paint the legs of her white horshes all black. She's gonna come out and say,'Oh, who painted the legs of my white horshes all black? I'm gonna say I did. I love you, lesh get married. Tarbender, gimme nother Martoonie." While he is drinking his third Mary comes in to do her shopping. Joe staggers out and paints the legs of her white horses all black. Mary comes out and says,"Oh, who painted the legs of my white horses all black?" Joe says, I did, Ya wanna have sex?....

bahmer

Good one there badbobby thanks for the laughs.

It's good to see you this morning were you out fishing again?

Or were you just sleeping late again?

crazylibertarian Loc: Florida by way of New York & Rhode Island

I think that cowboy was under alfluence of incohol.

That's one I heard back about 1966. Most jokes have a cycle of 30-35 years. It is cute, though.

But I think that cowboy was under alfluence of incohol.

badbobby Loc: texas

sleepin late bahm
almos as gud as fishin

badbobby Loc: texas

often wonder bout the minds that came up with all the jokes.
speakin of jokes
I heard from the dastardly Marine Slatten this AM

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Then, most assuredly you heard right

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

You already been hitting the Jack this morning, ol' feller

Big dog

A good chuckle for 5:30 AM !