badbobby Loc: texas

p r returned from her honeymoon and immediately phoned her mother
her mother asked her how her honey moon went and p r replied
"OH mom,it was wonderful,so romantic'
but then p r burst out sobbing and sniffling
"what is wrong dear",asked her mother

"Mom,as soon as we got back home ,he started using the most vile language I,ve ever heard.I just can't stay with him when he talks like that.Mom,please come and get me,I just can't take this"
Her mother asked pr what kind of vile language she was talking about
p r said "all those awful four letter words mom.

you have to come get me!
Her mother told her to calm down and told her to tell her why she was so upset
"Tell your mother those horrible four letter words he used"
Still sobbing and sniffling P r replied
"Oh Mom,they were words like dust,wash and cook!!"

bahmer

That will do it every time thanks for the laughs badbobby

proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA

Oh,my!!!...How did you know???

Floyd Brown Loc: Milwaukee WI

Bobby you naughty boy.
You sure know how to hurt some ones feelings.

Now tell P r you are sorry.