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Aug 30, 2019 12:08:11   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
A guy noticed that his buddy bahm was troubled and asked what was wrong. “Ohhh, it’s my girlfriend.” “What’s the problem?” “When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education.”



Slatten and the Sgt Major were having a discussion about family finances. Finally Slatt exploded, “If it weren’t for my money, the house wouldn’t be here!” The Sgt Major replied, “My dear, if it weren’t for your money I wouldn’t be here.”

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Aug 30, 2019 12:15:23   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
A guy noticed that his buddy bahm was troubled and asked what was wrong. “Ohhh, it’s my girlfriend.” “What’s the problem?” “When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education.”



Slatten and the Sgt Major were having a discussion about family finances. Finally Slatt exploded, “If it weren’t for my money, the house wouldn’t be here!” The Sgt Major replied, “My dear, if it weren’t for your money I wouldn’t be here.”


Both are good there badbobby thanks for the laughs.

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Aug 30, 2019 12:32:00   #
Y360AZ
 
bahmer wrote:
Both are good there badbobby thanks for the laughs.


I agree.

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Aug 30, 2019 13:09:41   #
badbob85037
 
Here's one just take into consideration I don't know a lot of jokes I can print here,Benny was at the beach one day and found an old urn. He started shining it up when a genie came out of the urn and granted him three wishes. The only thing the genie required was Benny never shave again and if he did shave he would turn into an urn. Things went great for about 15 years. Benny had money, women and a big house to keep them in but he started tripping over his beard and it had to weigh 20 pounds. No longer to cope with the misery one day he shaved it off and as the genie told him he turned into an urn. The moral of the story is a Benny shaved is a Benny urn.

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Aug 30, 2019 14:04:24   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
badbob85037 wrote:
Here's one just take into consideration I don't know a lot of jokes I can print here,Benny was at the beach one day and found an old urn. He started shining it up when a genie came out of the urn and granted him three wishes. The only thing the genie required was Benny never shave again and if he did shave he would turn into an urn. Things went great for about 15 years. Benny had money, women and a big house to keep them in but he started tripping over his beard and it had to weigh 20 pounds. No longer to cope with the misery one day he shaved it off and as the genie told him he turned into an urn. The moral of the story is a Benny shaved is a Benny urn.
Here's one just take into consideration I don't kn... (show quote)


lol
you oughtta tell more bb
that was a real good un

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Aug 30, 2019 14:06:38   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
lol
you oughtta tell more bb
that was a real good un


You may have some competition there badbobby.

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Aug 30, 2019 14:48:40   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
You may have some competition there badbobby.


always welcome good jokes
even if Slatten tells em

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Aug 13, 2021 14:52:14   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
badbob85037 wrote:
Here's one just take into consideration I don't know a lot of jokes I can print here,Benny was at the beach one day and found an old urn. He started shining it up when a genie came out of the urn and granted him three wishes. The only thing the genie required was Benny never shave again and if he did shave he would turn into an urn. Things went great for about 15 years. Benny had money, women and a big house to keep them in but he started tripping over his beard and it had to weigh 20 pounds. No longer to cope with the misery one day he shaved it off and as the genie told him he turned into an urn. The moral of the story is a Benny shaved is a Benny urn.
Here's one just take into consideration I don't kn... (show quote)

you are a fun guy bb(when you wanna be)


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