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Aug 28, 2019 18:11:25   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. 
She said.... You wear pants, don't you? 
 
He said...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? 
She said....  That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on  
the sofa and fart! 
 
He said...... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? 
She said.... Turn sideways and look in the mirror! 
 
He said...... Why are married women heavier than single women? 
She said.... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. 



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Aug 28, 2019 18:13:43   #
Michael Rich Loc: Lapine Oregon
 
AuntiE wrote:
He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. 
She said.... You wear pants, don't you? 
 
He said...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? 
She said....  That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on  
the sofa and fart! 
 
He said...... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? 
She said.... Turn sideways and look in the mirror! 
 
He said...... Why are married women heavier than single women? 
She said.... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. 


He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you'... (show quote)




You're ornery.

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Aug 28, 2019 18:15:13   #
debeda
 
AuntiE wrote:
He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. 
She said.... You wear pants, don't you? 
 
He said...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? 
She said....  That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on  
the sofa and fart! 
 
He said...... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? 
She said.... Turn sideways and look in the mirror! 
 
He said...... Why are married women heavier than single women? 
She said.... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. 


He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you'... (show quote)


Lolololhahahaha

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Aug 28, 2019 18:20:39   #
proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
 
AuntiE wrote:
He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. 
She said.... You wear pants, don't you? 
 
He said...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? 
She said....  That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on  
the sofa and fart! 
 
He said...... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? 
She said.... Turn sideways and look in the mirror! 
 
He said...... Why are married women heavier than single women? 
She said.... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. 


He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you'... (show quote)



I really LOVE the very first one!!!!

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Aug 28, 2019 18:26:00   #
bahmer
 
AuntiE wrote:
He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. 
She said.... You wear pants, don't you? 
 
He said...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? 
She said....  That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on  
the sofa and fart! 
 
He said...... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? 
She said.... Turn sideways and look in the mirror! 
 
He said...... Why are married women heavier than single women? 
She said.... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. 


He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you'... (show quote)


Those were all good there AuntiE thanks for the laughs.

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Aug 28, 2019 18:36:52   #
rumitoid
 
AuntiE wrote:
He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. 
She said.... You wear pants, don't you? 
 
He said...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? 
She said....  That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on  
the sofa and fart! 
 
He said...... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? 
She said.... Turn sideways and look in the mirror! 
 
He said...... Why are married women heavier than single women? 
She said.... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. 


He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you'... (show quote)


Great fun!

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Aug 28, 2019 18:39:35   #
rumitoid
 
AuntiE wrote:
He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. 
She said.... You wear pants, don't you? 
 
He said...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? 
She said....  That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on  
the sofa and fart! 
 
He said...... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? 
She said.... Turn sideways and look in the mirror! 
 
He said...... Why are married women heavier than single women? 
She said.... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. 


He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you'... (show quote)


A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman says, "I'll miss you."

"On wall in ladies room "My husband follows me everywhere..."
Written just below it "I do not!"

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Aug 28, 2019 18:43:48   #
proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
 
rumitoid wrote:
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman says, "I'll miss you."

"On wall in ladies room "My husband follows me everywhere..."
Written just below it "I do not!"


That was very funny,Rumi!!!

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Aug 28, 2019 18:46:56   #
debeda
 
rumitoid wrote:
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman says, "I'll miss you."

"On wall in ladies room "My husband follows me everywhere..."
Written just below it "I do not!"


Lolololhahahaha good ones

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Aug 28, 2019 19:21:50   #
rumitoid
 
proud republican wrote:
That was very funny,Rumi!!!
img src="https://static.onepoliticalplaza.com/ima... (show quote)


Thank you. Hope your computer problem was resolved well.

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Aug 28, 2019 19:22:25   #
rumitoid
 
debeda wrote:
Lolololhahahaha good ones


Love you responded. Thank you.

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Aug 28, 2019 20:36:46   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. 
She said.... You wear pants, don't you? 
 
He said...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? 
She said....  That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on  
the sofa and fart! 
 
He said...... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? 
She said.... Turn sideways and look in the mirror! 
 
He said...... Why are married women heavier than single women? 
She said.... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. 


He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you'... (show quote)

Misandric


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Aug 29, 2019 06:34:54   #
Tug484
 
AuntiE wrote:
He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. 
She said.... You wear pants, don't you? 
 
He said...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? 
She said....  That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on  
the sofa and fart! 
 
He said...... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? 
She said.... Turn sideways and look in the mirror! 
 
He said...... Why are married women heavier than single women? 
She said.... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. 


He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you'... (show quote)


Very good and funny.

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Aug 29, 2019 08:20:36   #
Big dog
 
AuntiE wrote:
He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. 
She said.... You wear pants, don't you? 
 
He said...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? 
She said....  That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on  
the sofa and fart! 
 
He said...... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? 
She said.... Turn sideways and look in the mirror! 
 
He said...... Why are married women heavier than single women? 
She said.... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. 


He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you'... (show quote)


Absolutely vicious. Good job 👍😁

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Aug 29, 2019 12:09:40   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it. 
She said.... You wear pants, don't you? 
 
He said...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight? 
She said....  That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on  
the sofa and fart! 
 
He said...... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? 
She said.... Turn sideways and look in the mirror! 
 
He said...... Why are married women heavier than single women? 
She said.... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. 


He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you'... (show quote)


dammit
I turned sideways and looked in the mirror


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