AuntiE
Loc: 45th Least Free State
He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said.... You wear pants, don't you?
He said...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said.... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on
the sofa and fart!
He said...... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said.... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said...... Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said.... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
AuntiE wrote:
He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said.... You wear pants, don't you?
He said...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said.... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on
the sofa and fart!
He said...... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said.... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said...... Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said.... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you'... (
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Those were all good there AuntiE thanks for the laughs.
AuntiE wrote:
He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said.... You wear pants, don't you?
He said...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said.... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on
the sofa and fart!
He said...... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said.... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said...... Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said.... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you'... (
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman says, "I'll miss you."
"On wall in ladies room "My husband follows me everywhere..."
Written just below it "I do not!"
rumitoid wrote:
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman says, "I'll miss you."
"On wall in ladies room "My husband follows me everywhere..."
Written just below it "I do not!"
Lolololhahahaha good ones
proud republican wrote:
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Thank you. Hope your computer problem was resolved well.
Love you responded. Thank you.
AuntiE wrote:
He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said.... You wear pants, don't you?
He said...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said.... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on
the sofa and fart!
He said...... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said.... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said...... Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said.... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you'... (
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Absolutely vicious. Good job 👍😁
AuntiE wrote:
He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said.... You wear pants, don't you?
He said...... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said.... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on
the sofa and fart!
He said...... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said.... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said...... Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said.... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
He said..... I don't know why you wear a bra; you'... (
show quote)
dammit
I turned sideways and looked in the mirror
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