the drunk driver
Aug 28, 2019 17:14:00 #
A policeman pulls a driver over for swerving in and out of lanes on the highway. He tells the guy to blow into a breathalyzer.
"I can't do that, officer, I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."
"OK, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."
"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup."
"Alright, we could get a blood sample."
"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood, I could die."
"Fine then, just walk this white line."
"Can't do that either, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."
"I can't do that, officer, I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that tube."
"OK, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."
"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup."
"Alright, we could get a blood sample."
"Can't do that either, officer. I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood, I could die."
"Fine then, just walk this white line."
"Can't do that either, officer."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm drunk."
Aug 28, 2019 17:16:58 #
badbobby wrote:
A policeman pulls a driver over for swerving in an... (show quote)
Did Slatten tell you that this what happened to him when he was drinking?
Aug 28, 2019 17:52:20 #
bahmer wrote:
Slat doesn't drink bahmDid Slatten tell you that this what happened to him when he was drinking?
he dreams a lot though
Aug 28, 2019 17:53:39 #
badbobby wrote:
Slat doesn't drink bahm
Why was he asking abut Christian Brothers Brandy then when he was texting me?
Aug 28, 2019 18:03:38 #
bahmer wrote:
Why was he asking abut Christian Brothers Brandy then when he was texting me?
dunno
maybe he was gonna send me some
Aug 28, 2019 18:05:16 #
badbobby wrote:
dunno
maybe he was gonna send me some
maybe he was gonna send me some
He know that you drink Jack everybody does.
Aug 28, 2019 18:12:25 #
bahmer wrote:
He know that you drink Jack everybody does.
I'd never turn down a free gift though
who knows?
I could run outta Jack
Aug 28, 2019 19:39:28 #
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