A few of life's discoveries...
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it!
My wild oats have turned into prunes and All-Bran.
I finally got my head together...now my body is falling apart.
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
All reports are in...life is now officially unfair.
If all is not lost, where is it?
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
Some days you're the dog...some days you're the hydrant.
I wish the buck stopped here...I sure could use a few.
Accidents in the back seat caused kids.
Now, kids in the back seat cause accidents.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere!
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm here after.
Funny, I don't remember being...absent minded.
slatten49 wrote:
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it!
My wild oats have turned into prunes and All-Bran.
I finally got my head together...now my body is falling apart.
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
All reports are in...life is now officially unfair.
If all is not lost, where is it?
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
Some days you're the dog...some days you're the hydrant.
I wish the buck stopped here...I sure could use a few.
Accidents in the back seat caused kids.
Now, kids in the back seat cause accidents.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere!
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm here after.
Funny, I don't remember being...absent minded.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most ... (
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You and I must be living similar lives.
NPP
slatten49 wrote:
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it!
My wild oats have turned into prunes and All-Bran.
I finally got my head together...now my body is falling apart.
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
All reports are in...life is now officially unfair.
If all is not lost, where is it?
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
Some days you're the dog...some days you're the hydrant.
I wish the buck stopped here...I sure could use a few.
Accidents in the back seat caused kids.
Now, kids in the back seat cause accidents.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
When I'm finally holding all the cards, why does everyone decide to play chess?
It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere!
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm here after.
Funny, I don't remember being...absent minded.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most ... (
show quote)
There's a couple on finances...
There's too much month at the end of the money.
Or I can't make ends meet. Heck, I can't even get them to wave at each other.
Those are my two favorites I've heard
Tug484 wrote:
There's a couple on finances...
There's too much month at the end of the money.
Or I can't make ends meet. Heck, I can't even get them to wave at each other.
Those are my two favorites I've heard
I’m to broke to pay attention! Another one
Wonttakeitanymore wrote:
I’m to broke to pay attention! Another one
Yeah, forgot about that one.
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