slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Andy Rooney said this about women over 60:

"As I grow in age, I value women over 60 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 60 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 60 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She goes and does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 60 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you...if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 60.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 60 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk of if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 60 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. Ladies, I apologize."

Andy Rooney was a really smart guy!

And, an ADDENDUM for the 'rest of us' over 60.

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore...under 'fiction'.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you'll have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 60+year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60+year people to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem...retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60+year people look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: Leading cause of diminished sex drive among senior citizens?
A: Nudity.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+year people entering antique stores?
A: Gosh, I remember these!

JIM BETHEA

TOO FUNNY.....

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

That is so funny. Unfortunately it is also SO RIGHT!!

SWMBO and NPP
NPP laughed so hard he inhailed his coffee and sneezed it all over the computer. While he stops laughing I will clean up the computer
SWMBO

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

Singularity

Forget where I found this snippet...

There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take the time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.

Tug484

Good one. You come up with some doozies.

Big dog

So Very true.

no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun

Actually I think a few wrinkles make us look better, wiser, and more caring. Guess that makes me look at lot wiser and much more caring, or I can look at it that way anyhow!!

SWMBO

badbobby Loc: texas

[quote=slatten49]Andy Rooney said this about women over 60:

"As I grow in age, I value women over 60 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 60 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, 'What are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 60 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She goes and does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 60 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you...if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 60.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 60 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk of if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 60 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. Ladies, I apologize."

Andy Rooney was a really smart guy!

And, an ADDENDUM for the 'rest of us' over 60.

Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?
A: Try a bookstore...under 'fiction'.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you'll have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 60+year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Why should 60+year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60+year people to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem...retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60+year people look for eye glasses?
A: On their foreheads.
Q: Leading cause of diminished sex drive among senior citizens?
A: Nudity.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60+year people entering antique stores?
A: Gosh, I remember these![/quote

]All good Slat
but their real troubles will start at 90

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

[quote=badbobby]
Perhaps, but Mrs. BB had you long before either of you turned ninety.

badbobby Loc: texas

and aren't I thankful

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

You ought'ta be

The woman has to be a Saint.

badbobby Loc: texas

she thinks I'm one

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Perhaps, your being a dog, she meant Saint Bernard...

badbobby Loc: texas

no ,after 71 years
I think she must like me

a little