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the three one thousand dollar visits
Aug 21, 2019 18:15:39   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
The Madam opened the brothel door to see a frail, elderly gentleman. "Can I help you?" the madam asked.
"I want Natalie," the
bahmer replied.
"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else..."
"No, I must see Natalie." Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charges $1,000 per visit. Without blinking, bahm reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour, whereupon the man calmly left.
The next night bahm appeared again demanding to see Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts...it was still $1,000 a visit. Again bahm took out the money, the two went up to the room and an hour later, he left.
When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At the end of the hour Natalie questioned bahmer: "No one has ever used my services three nights in a row. Where are you from?"
Thebahm replied, "I'm from Philadelphia."
"Really?" replied Natalie. "I have family who lives there."
"Yes, I know," said bahm. "Your father died, and I'm his best friend.he asked me to give this $3,000 to you."

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Aug 21, 2019 18:17:55   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
The Madam opened the brothel door to see a frail, elderly gentleman. "Can I help you?" the madam asked.
"I want Natalie," the
bahmer replied.
"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else..."
"No, I must see Natalie." Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charges $1,000 per visit. Without blinking, bahm reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour, whereupon the man calmly left.
The next night bahm appeared again demanding to see Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts...it was still $1,000 a visit. Again bahm took out the money, the two went up to the room and an hour later, he left.
When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At the end of the hour Natalie questioned bahmer: "No one has ever used my services three nights in a row. Where are you from?"
Thebahm replied, "I'm from Philadelphia."
"Really?" replied Natalie. "I have family who lives there."
"Yes, I know," said bahm. "Your father died, and I'm his best friend.he asked me to give this $3,000 to you."
The Madam opened the brothel door to see a frail, ... (show quote)


Three of the most wonderful nights in my life I might add.

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Aug 21, 2019 18:28:37   #
GmanTerry
 
badbobby wrote:
The Madam opened the brothel door to see a frail, elderly gentleman. "Can I help you?" the madam asked.
"I want Natalie," the
bahmer replied.
"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies, perhaps someone else..."
"No, I must see Natalie." Just then Natalie appeared and announced to the old man that she charges $1,000 per visit. Without blinking, bahm reached into his pocket and handed her ten $100 bills. The two went up to a room for an hour, whereupon the man calmly left.
The next night bahm appeared again demanding to see Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row and that there were no discounts...it was still $1,000 a visit. Again bahm took out the money, the two went up to the room and an hour later, he left.
When he showed up the third consecutive night, no one could believe it. Again he handed Natalie the money and up to the room they went. At the end of the hour Natalie questioned bahmer: "No one has ever used my services three nights in a row. Where are you from?"
Thebahm replied, "I'm from Philadelphia."
"Really?" replied Natalie. "I have family who lives there."
"Yes, I know," said bahm. "Your father died, and I'm his best friend.he asked me to give this $3,000 to you."
The Madam opened the brothel door to see a frail, ... (show quote)


That is classic. Thanks BB.

Semper Fi

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Aug 22, 2019 15:24:23   #
elledee
 
another jewel.... very good laugh

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