Seven Kinds of Sex...
Aug 21, 2019 16:42:15 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
Research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when
you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been
with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex
anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time, your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'Screw you.'
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. * This means you get Nun in
the morning, Nun in the afternoon, and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. * This is when you cannot stand your
wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security
Sex. You get a little each month, but not enough to enjoy yourself.
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when
you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been
with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex
anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with your partner for a long time, your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'Screw you.'
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. * This means you get Nun in
the morning, Nun in the afternoon, and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. * This is when you cannot stand your
wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security
Sex. You get a little each month, but not enough to enjoy yourself.
Aug 21, 2019 17:16:03 #
proud republican
Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex. br ... (show quote)
I had 1-5 with my ex....
Aug 21, 2019 17:28:30 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
Research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex. br ... (show quote)
Good one Don I just wished I could go back in time and get a little now and then.
Aug 21, 2019 17:54:44 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
proud republican wrote:
I had 1-5 with my ex.... img src="https://static.... (show quote)
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Me Too, Been Single For 17 Years, Best Years of My 76... Don D.
Aug 21, 2019 18:02:14 #
proud republican
Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
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Me Too, Been Single For 17 Years, Best Years of My 76... Don D.
Me Too, Been Single For 17 Years, Best Years of My 76... Don D.
I meant to say when i was married to my ex,Don...
Aug 21, 2019 19:14:44 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
proud republican wrote:
I meant to say when i was married to my ex,Don...
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I Understand, I Have 4 Ex's... 1 From When I Was a Kid And a Drunk, 2 For Sex (I Could Swear We Were In Love, ha!), And The Last One Co-Dependent (Me), She Passed Away, Cancer... Don D.
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