Portland Police: ‘We Wish There Were Some Kind Of...
Aug 20, 2019 17:31:07 #
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Portland Police: 'We Wish There Were Some Kind Of Organized, Armed Force That Could Fight Back Against A****a
August 20th, 2019
PORTLAND, OR—In a press release earlier this week, Portland police chief Danielle Outlaw (her actual name), appearing somber and exhausted, said she just wishes there were some kind of group with the firepower and authority to fight back against A****a.
In a candid moment, Outlaw (seriously, her actual name) said there was just nothing the police could do, as they'd need to have some kind of organized, armed force specifically created to protect and serve the people.
"Like, what if we took money from everyone to fund a force that could then defend them in a time of need?" she pondered aloud. "They could have patrol cars, firearms, and attack dogs. Maybe even some tanks. That would be so frickin' rad. They could have a badge to show their authority. Then, when a rogue group like A****a shows up to take over our city every weekend, they could be repelled using force if necessary."
"I know it sounds crazy, but a girl can dream, right?" she added wistfully.
Sadly, there is no such force in Portland, so citizens have been forced to turn to an even crazier idea: taking responsibility for their own safety and well-being, and maybe even buying a gun to protect themselves.
Portland Police: 'We Wish There Were Some Kind Of Organized, Armed Force That Could Fight Back Against A****a
August 20th, 2019
PORTLAND, OR—In a press release earlier this week, Portland police chief Danielle Outlaw (her actual name), appearing somber and exhausted, said she just wishes there were some kind of group with the firepower and authority to fight back against A****a.
In a candid moment, Outlaw (seriously, her actual name) said there was just nothing the police could do, as they'd need to have some kind of organized, armed force specifically created to protect and serve the people.
"Like, what if we took money from everyone to fund a force that could then defend them in a time of need?" she pondered aloud. "They could have patrol cars, firearms, and attack dogs. Maybe even some tanks. That would be so frickin' rad. They could have a badge to show their authority. Then, when a rogue group like A****a shows up to take over our city every weekend, they could be repelled using force if necessary."
"I know it sounds crazy, but a girl can dream, right?" she added wistfully.
Sadly, there is no such force in Portland, so citizens have been forced to turn to an even crazier idea: taking responsibility for their own safety and well-being, and maybe even buying a gun to protect themselves.
Aug 20, 2019 17:47:48 #
AuntiE wrote:
Very good there AuntiE that is a good one.
Aug 20, 2019 18:22:03 #
AuntiE wrote:
I think she's talking about the white nationalist a p***d b**s the a****a were singing and dancing! Do this i***t want to shoot Americans and use tanks agents Americans she should be sent to china! And removed from the police force
Aug 20, 2019 18:29:55 #
Crayons
Loc: St Jo, Texas
why are l*****t's so fat n' ugly = fugly
why does a****a wear masks?
why do a****a anarchists wear black shirts that say 'proud beta cuck'
why does a****a wear masks?
why do a****a anarchists wear black shirts that say 'proud beta cuck'
Aug 20, 2019 18:34:05 #
Crayons wrote:
why are l*****t's so fat n' ugly = fugly
why does a****a wear masks?
why do a****a anarchists wear black shirts that say 'proud beta cuck'
why does a****a wear masks?
why do a****a anarchists wear black shirts that say 'proud beta cuck'
A****a wears masks because they are fugly.
A****a anarchists wears black shirts because black is supposed to make one look slimmer.
I hope that that has answered all of your questions.
Aug 21, 2019 06:43:37 #
bahmer wrote:
A****a wears masks because they are fugly.
A****a anarchists wears black shirts because black is supposed to make one look slimmer.
I hope that that has answered all of your questions.
A****a anarchists wears black shirts because black is supposed to make one look slimmer.
I hope that that has answered all of your questions.
And the beta cuck refers to the a****a support of beta boy O'Rourke.
Aug 21, 2019 06:46:28 #
drlarrygino wrote:
And the beta cuck refers to the a****a support of beta boy O'Rourke, another loser.
Aug 21, 2019 07:16:43 #
nwtk2007
Loc: Texas
Lonewolf wrote:
I think she's talking about the white nationalist a p***d b**s the a****a were singing and dancing! Do this i***t want to shoot Americans and use tanks agents Americans she should be sent to china! And removed from the police force
She's talking about an actual police force. Lol!
Aug 21, 2019 11:58:39 #
AuntiE wrote:
This HAS TO BE A JOKE ! This is a police Chief? Lady you've got everything you just wished for except BALLS ! Do your friggin job lady !
Aug 21, 2019 12:13:50 #
nwtk2007
Loc: Texas
F.D.R. wrote:
This HAS TO BE A JOKE ! This is a police Chief? Lady you've got everything you just wished for except BALLS ! Do your friggin job lady !
Her point was that her hands are tied when dealing with these i***ts who are protected by laws that allow their idiocy to be allowed to disrupt her city.
Aug 21, 2019 14:30:30 #
The police chief in Portland is appointed by the ultra left mayor. If she wants to keep her job she has to let the George Soros thugs beat up on unarmed demonstrators. She could do more than she is allowed to do.
Elmer Werth
Elmer Werth
Aug 21, 2019 16:06:25 #
bahmer wrote:
A****a wears masks because they are fugly.
A****a anarchists wears black shirts because black is supposed to make one look slimmer.
I hope that that has answered all of your questions.
A****a anarchists wears black shirts because black is supposed to make one look slimmer.
I hope that that has answered all of your questions.
I thought is was because they were so proud of their actions !!!!!!
Aug 21, 2019 19:57:29 #
AuntiE wrote:
Truely a leftest response to a crisis. Portland police need their safe places like all weenie l*****ts. My response: Do your damned job, you took an oath to protect not to hide.
Semper Fi
Aug 22, 2019 00:36:48 #
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