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Aug 13, 2019 19:33:46   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/shooter-walks-free-as-police-tackle-arrest-ar-15

Shooter Walks Free As Police Tackle, Arrest AR-15
August 12th, 2019

LOS ANGELES, CA—There was an attempted shooting earlier today but luckily, the police were close by.

They managed to tackle the shooter's AR-15 to the floor. They pinned it to the ground and kicked it a few times for good measure, though it did not appear to be resisting arrest.

Bewildered, the shooter shrugged and slowly backed away.

"Honestly I was kinda hoping to make a name for myself," he told reporters later. "But they just blamed the gun. So... well, I guess I won't be famous after all."

"At this point, we aren't looking for any further suspects," an FBI official told reporters as the AR-15 was read its rights and hauled away in the back of a police cruiser. "It seems the AR-15 acted entirely of its own volition, without any human operator who might have behavioral or mental issues."

"The weapon is obviously a menace that needs to be locked up to prevent any further harm," he added.

According to CDC mortality statistics, of the tens of thousands of gun deaths each year, up to 75% are caused by a rogue assault rifle, shotgun, or handgun acting on its own. "It's a huge problem that needs to be handled better through addressing the mental problems these types of guns might have well before they act out," a CDC official said.

"It's 3 pm. Do you know where your assault rifle is?" he cautioned.

The assault rifle has been charged with several counts of murder, assault, and domestic terrorism, and will be tried as an adult, sources confirmed.

At publishing time, the shooter had decided not to use a gun for his next mass attack so that he will get full credit for it.



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Aug 13, 2019 19:52:03   #
emarine
 
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/shooter-walks-free-as-police-tackle-arrest-ar-15

Shooter Walks Free As Police Tackle, Arrest AR-15
August 12th, 2019

LOS ANGELES, CA—There was an attempted shooting earlier today but luckily, the police were close by.

They managed to tackle the shooter's AR-15 to the floor. They pinned it to the ground and kicked it a few times for good measure, though it did not appear to be resisting arrest.

Bewildered, the shooter shrugged and slowly backed away.

"Honestly I was kinda hoping to make a name for myself," he told reporters later. "But they just blamed the gun. So... well, I guess I won't be famous after all."

"At this point, we aren't looking for any further suspects," an FBI official told reporters as the AR-15 was read its rights and hauled away in the back of a police cruiser. "It seems the AR-15 acted entirely of its own volition, without any human operator who might have behavioral or mental issues."

"The weapon is obviously a menace that needs to be locked up to prevent any further harm," he added.

According to CDC mortality statistics, of the tens of thousands of gun deaths each year, up to 75% are caused by a rogue assault rifle, shotgun, or handgun acting on its own. "It's a huge problem that needs to be handled better through addressing the mental problems these types of guns might have well before they act out," a CDC official said.

"It's 3 pm. Do you know where your assault rifle is?" he cautioned.

The assault rifle has been charged with several counts of murder, assault, and domestic terrorism, and will be tried as an adult, sources confirmed.

At publishing time, the shooter had decided not to use a gun for his next mass attack so that he will get full credit for it.
https://babylonbee.com/news/shooter-walks-free-as-... (show quote)






At the time the 2nd amendment was drafted a skilled rifleman could fire 2 rounds per minute … now anyone with the funds can fire 3 rounds per second... food for thought lady E...

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Aug 13, 2019 20:00:35   #
Crayons Loc: St Jo, Texas
 
emarine wrote:
At the time the 2nd amendment was drafted a skilled rifleman could fire 2 rounds per minute … now anyone with the funds can fire 3 rounds per second... food for thought lady E...


And Who ran off the same British that had newer weapons, armament n' accoutrements...food fer thought 'sunshine'

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Aug 13, 2019 20:00:59   #
Gatsby
 
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/shooter-walks-free-as-police-tackle-arrest-ar-15

Shooter Walks Free As Police Tackle, Arrest AR-15
August 12th, 2019

LOS ANGELES, CA—There was an attempted shooting earlier today but luckily, the police were close by.

They managed to tackle the shooter's AR-15 to the floor. They pinned it to the ground and kicked it a few times for good measure, though it did not appear to be resisting arrest.

Bewildered, the shooter shrugged and slowly backed away.

"Honestly I was kinda hoping to make a name for myself," he told reporters later. "But they just blamed the gun. So... well, I guess I won't be famous after all."

"At this point, we aren't looking for any further suspects," an FBI official told reporters as the AR-15 was read its rights and hauled away in the back of a police cruiser. "It seems the AR-15 acted entirely of its own volition, without any human operator who might have behavioral or mental issues."

"The weapon is obviously a menace that needs to be locked up to prevent any further harm," he added.

According to CDC mortality statistics, of the tens of thousands of gun deaths each year, up to 75% are caused by a rogue assault rifle, shotgun, or handgun acting on its own. "It's a huge problem that needs to be handled better through addressing the mental problems these types of guns might have well before they act out," a CDC official said.

"It's 3 pm. Do you know where your assault rifle is?" he cautioned.

The assault rifle has been charged with several counts of murder, assault, and domestic terrorism, and will be tried as an adult, sources confirmed.

At publishing time, the shooter had decided not to use a gun for his next mass attack so that he will get full credit for it.
https://babylonbee.com/news/shooter-walks-free-as-... (show quote)


LA could learn something from Chicago, where they "execute" 10,000 guns every year,
(At the minimal cost of $2,000,000.00 annually)
since guns only "execute" about 1,000 Chicagoans every year, clearly Chicago must be winning?
https://www.wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/chicago-police-throw-away-2-million-a-year-in-potential-gun-sales/5dadc5eb-116d-48f4-bbd0-6c847a0662f5

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Aug 13, 2019 20:10:16   #
emarine
 
Crayons wrote:
And Who ran off the same British that had newer weapons, armament n' accoutrements...food fer thought 'sunshine'




Wow the Britts had AR-15's Sherlock … its truly amazing we won...

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Aug 13, 2019 20:11:42   #
the waker Loc: 11th freest nation
 
emarine wrote:
At the time the 2nd amendment was drafted a skilled rifleman could fire 2 rounds per minute … now anyone with the funds can fire 3 rounds per second... food for thought lady E...



The Kentucky (or Pennsylvania, dependingvon who you ask) long rifle was the AR-15 of its day.
People did have morals and a sense of pride back then though.
Interesting enough the government was far less intrusive, and didn't tax the living sh*t out of the people either.
Seems the higher the taxes, the more rounds we need

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Aug 13, 2019 21:13:56   #
Navigator
 
emarine wrote:
At the time the 2nd amendment was drafted a skilled rifleman could fire 2 rounds per minute … now anyone with the funds can fire 3 rounds per second... food for thought lady E...


While the police and military, whose job it will be to prevent an uprising against the tyrannical or genocidal government that employs them, have automatic rifles that fire 20 rounds per second. Until the police and military rally around to the side of freedom in an uprising of free people those people will need AT LEAST the semi-automatic rifles and pistols they are now allowed.

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Aug 13, 2019 22:09:43   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
emarine wrote:
At the time the 2nd amendment was drafted a skilled rifleman could fire 2 rounds per minute … now anyone with the funds can fire 3 rounds per second... food for thought lady E...


I have been looking for somewhere to post this. You are the lucky victim.

Actually, it is sssooo good I made it a thread.



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Aug 13, 2019 23:51:11   #
emarine
 
Navigator wrote:
While the police and military, whose job it will be to prevent an uprising against the tyrannical or genocidal government that employs them, have automatic rifles that fire 20 rounds per second. Until the police and military rally around to the side of freedom in an uprising of free people those people will need AT LEAST the semi-automatic rifles and pistols they are now allowed.




I see your point... why just kill someone when you can cut them in half... maybe Wal Mart should stock mk-38's for giggles ...

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Aug 13, 2019 23:52:59   #
emarine
 
AuntiE wrote:
I have been looking for somewhere to post this. You are the lucky victim.

Actually, it is sssooo good I made it a thread.





I may be many things but never a victim lady E...

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Aug 14, 2019 02:47:25   #
AuntiE Loc: 46th Least Free State
 
emarine wrote:
I may be many things but never a victim lady E...


It was meant in a fun victim way.

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Aug 14, 2019 07:17:55   #
Rose42
 
emarine wrote:
At the time the 2nd amendment was drafted a skilled rifleman could fire 2 rounds per minute … now anyone with the funds can fire 3 rounds per second... food for thought lady E...


At the time there was a semi auto that could fire 22 rounds without reloading. Thomas Jefferson had some.

More food for thought - people react emotionally more than logically to the AR 15. Every life lost is tragic but the more lives lost by stabbings and beatings are no less tragic.

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Aug 14, 2019 10:12:53   #
youngwilliam
 
Rose42 wrote:
At the time there was a semi auto that could fire 22 rounds without reloading. Thomas Jefferson had some.

More food for thought - people react emotionally more than logically to the AR 15. Every life lost is tragic but the more lives lost by stabbings and beatings are no less tragic.


All the deaths in Chicago are not tragic at all, just asked the MSM, we never hear anything about them.

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Aug 14, 2019 12:23:57   #
bahmer
 
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/shooter-walks-free-as-police-tackle-arrest-ar-15

Shooter Walks Free As Police Tackle, Arrest AR-15
August 12th, 2019

LOS ANGELES, CA—There was an attempted shooting earlier today but luckily, the police were close by.

They managed to tackle the shooter's AR-15 to the floor. They pinned it to the ground and kicked it a few times for good measure, though it did not appear to be resisting arrest.

Bewildered, the shooter shrugged and slowly backed away.

"Honestly I was kinda hoping to make a name for myself," he told reporters later. "But they just blamed the gun. So... well, I guess I won't be famous after all."

"At this point, we aren't looking for any further suspects," an FBI official told reporters as the AR-15 was read its rights and hauled away in the back of a police cruiser. "It seems the AR-15 acted entirely of its own volition, without any human operator who might have behavioral or mental issues."

"The weapon is obviously a menace that needs to be locked up to prevent any further harm," he added.

According to CDC mortality statistics, of the tens of thousands of gun deaths each year, up to 75% are caused by a rogue assault rifle, shotgun, or handgun acting on its own. "It's a huge problem that needs to be handled better through addressing the mental problems these types of guns might have well before they act out," a CDC official said.

"It's 3 pm. Do you know where your assault rifle is?" he cautioned.

The assault rifle has been charged with several counts of murder, assault, and domestic terrorism, and will be tried as an adult, sources confirmed.

At publishing time, the shooter had decided not to use a gun for his next mass attack so that he will get full credit for it.
https://babylonbee.com/news/shooter-walks-free-as-... (show quote)


Thank you AuntiE now that is hilarious my nine mm is loaded all of the time and hasn't killed anyone at all.

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Aug 14, 2019 18:41:56   #
emarine
 
Rose42 wrote:
At the time there was a semi auto that could fire 22 rounds without reloading. Thomas Jefferson had some.

More food for thought - people react emotionally more than logically to the AR 15. Every life lost is tragic but the more lives lost by stabbings and beatings are no less tragic.





I totally agree Rose... I own several … It is too easy for the untrained to purchase weapons today... The NRA which I'm a longtime member is wrong on this issue … no one requires 100 round drums...

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