Can't let the wild man out too often.
Destroys my mystic.
Most kids love it but there is always the one who starts crying.
Then the mom gives me a dirty look.
Then I say, don't look at me like that.
You raised the little pampered scaredy-cat.
I've always had a way with words with married women.
Then the husband brings me a beer. Cuz he can't say that stuff.