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Aug 12, 2019 11:07:52   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
A few minutes into her examination,loud screams were heard from the exam room.
my wife burst out of the exam room as if she was running for her life
After much effort the nurse calmed her down enough to tell her what was wrong
The nurse was horrified and burst into the exam room
"Shame on you doctor
Mrs B is in her late eighties,and you just told her she was pregnant"!!the nurse almost screamed
The doctor just continued writing calmly and inquired"Does she still have the hiccups"?

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Aug 12, 2019 11:10:34   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
A few minutes into her examination,loud screams were heard from the exam room.
my wife burst out of the exam room as if she was running for her life
After much effort the nurse calmed her down enough to tell her what was wrong
The nurse was horrified and burst into the exam room
"Shame on you doctor
Mrs B is in her late eighties,and you just told her she was pregnant"!!the nurse almost screamed
The doctor just continued writing calmly and inquired"Does she still have the hiccups"?
A few minutes into her examination,loud screams we... (show quote)


I bet that the hiccups were cured weren't they?

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Aug 12, 2019 12:00:45   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
I bet that the hiccups were cured weren't they?


you're in a gamblin mood bahm?

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Aug 12, 2019 12:09:45   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
badbobby wrote:
you're in a gamblin mood bahm?


Bahm is too smart to pay for your boat BB.


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Aug 12, 2019 14:00:46   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Peewee wrote:
Bahm is too smart to pay for your boat BB.



shush Peewee
who else would fall for it?

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Aug 12, 2019 14:10:33   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
shush Peewee
who else would fall for it?


Who did your son in law give his boat to?

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Aug 12, 2019 14:24:51   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
badbobby wrote:
shush Peewee
who else would fall for it?


Your fame has spread too far and wide on OPP.

That leaves little kids with lemonade stands.

My advice is the Go Fund Me site.

Just tell the truth, I need X # of people to give 1.00 each so I can go fishing again.

A few have never heard of P. T. Barnum.

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Aug 12, 2019 15:19:27   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Who did your son in law give his boat to?


he sold it to the boat mechanic

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Aug 12, 2019 15:21:08   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Peewee wrote:
Your fame has spread too far and wide on OPP.

That leaves little kids with lemonade stands.

My advice is the Go Fund Me site.

Just tell the truth, I need X # of people to give 1.00 each so I can go fishing again.

A few have never heard of P. T. Barnum.

and a few have never heard a me


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Aug 12, 2019 15:26:17   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
badbobby wrote:
and a few have never heard a me



That's another plus in your favor.

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Aug 12, 2019 15:45:03   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
he sold it to the boat mechanic


That will give the boat mechanic something to work on then.

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Aug 12, 2019 16:27:49   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
bahmer wrote:
That will give the boat mechanic something to work on then.


BB will figure out something. He should contact Phil Swift of Flex Seal fame and the two could come up with an idea for a new commercial involving a boat and motor. I can hear it now BB and Swifty here with an amazing new product. He could cruise the storage places and find a boat whose owner is behind in storage fees and make him an offer. Watch the obits for deceased fishermen and hotfoot it over to the widow and get a steal of a deal. Cut his consumption of JD and pay cash for a new one in 90 days. He just hasn't put his thinking cap on yet. Convince some young rich guy he needs a new boat and BB will haul off the old piece of junk for a small fee.

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Aug 12, 2019 16:57:12   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Peewee wrote:
BB will figure out something. He should contact Phil Swift of Flex Seal fame and the two could come up with an idea for a new commercial involving a boat and motor. I can hear it now BB and Swifty here with an amazing new product. He could cruise the storage places and find a boat whose owner is behind in storage fees and make him an offer. Watch the obits for deceased fishermen and hotfoot it over to the widow and get a steal of a deal. Cut his consumption of JD and pay cash for a new one in 90 days. He just hasn't put his thinking cap on yet. Convince some young rich guy he needs a new boat and BB will haul off the old piece of junk for a small fee.
BB will figure out something. He should contact Ph... (show quote)


keep tryin Peewee
one a them schemes might work
when it gets a lil cooler
and I get the urge

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Aug 12, 2019 16:58:37   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
keep tryin Peewee
one a them schemes might work
when it gets a lil cooler
and I get the urge


Maybe you can become friends with the boat mechanic.

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Aug 12, 2019 17:08:40   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Maybe you can become friends with the boat mechanic.


nah
I don't trust that ol boat

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