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CDC: People With Dirt On Clintons Have 843% Greater Risk Of Suicide
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Aug 11, 2019 09:30:16   #
Rose42
 
ATLANTA, GA – According to a report from the Centers for Disease Control released on Thursday, people with inside, compromising knowledge of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s financial and political dealings are 843% more likely to commit suicide.

“We’ve never seen a single risk factor cause a spike of this magnitude,” a CDC spokesperson told reporters. “Interestingly, in spite of their increased suicide risk, people with dirt on the Clintons rarely show any warning signs of suicide, and they never leave a suicide note.”

Remarking about how a******l it is, the spokesman again stressed the significance of the data.

“Therefore, we advise any American with detrimental information about Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, or the Clinton Foundation to forget about it as quickly as possible to avoid a greatly increased probability of taking your own life,” he cautioned.

“And—I swear—that’s all we know.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-people-dirt-clintons-843-greater-risk-suicide

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Aug 11, 2019 09:34:01   #
Seth
 
Rose42 wrote:
ATLANTA, GA – According to a report from the Centers for Disease Control released on Thursday, people with inside, compromising knowledge of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s financial and political dealings are 843% more likely to commit suicide.

“We’ve never seen a single risk factor cause a spike of this magnitude,” a CDC spokesperson told reporters. “Interestingly, in spite of their increased suicide risk, people with dirt on the Clintons rarely show any warning signs of suicide, and they never leave a suicide note.”

Remarking about how a******l it is, the spokesman again stressed the significance of the data.

“Therefore, we advise any American with detrimental information about Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, or the Clinton Foundation to forget about it as quickly as possible to avoid a greatly increased probability of taking your own life,” he cautioned.

“And—I swear—that’s all we know.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-people-dirt-clintons-843-greater-risk-suicide
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"And -- I swear -- that's all we know."

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Aug 11, 2019 09:44:43   #
Rose42
 
Seth wrote:
"And -- I swear -- that's all we know."
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Aug 11, 2019 09:54:09   #
debeda
 
Rose42 wrote:
ATLANTA, GA – According to a report from the Centers for Disease Control released on Thursday, people with inside, compromising knowledge of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s financial and political dealings are 843% more likely to commit suicide.

“We’ve never seen a single risk factor cause a spike of this magnitude,” a CDC spokesperson told reporters. “Interestingly, in spite of their increased suicide risk, people with dirt on the Clintons rarely show any warning signs of suicide, and they never leave a suicide note.”

Remarking about how a******l it is, the spokesman again stressed the significance of the data.

“Therefore, we advise any American with detrimental information about Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, or the Clinton Foundation to forget about it as quickly as possible to avoid a greatly increased probability of taking your own life,” he cautioned.

“And—I swear—that’s all we know.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-people-dirt-clintons-843-greater-risk-suicide
ATLANTA, GA – According to a report from the Cente... (show quote)



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Aug 11, 2019 09:58:51   #
MR Mister Loc: Washington DC
 
Rose42 wrote:
ATLANTA, GA – According to a report from the Centers for Disease Control released on Thursday, people with inside, compromising knowledge of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s financial and political dealings are 843% more likely to commit suicide.

“We’ve never seen a single risk factor cause a spike of this magnitude,” a CDC spokesperson told reporters. “Interestingly, in spite of their increased suicide risk, people with dirt on the Clintons rarely show any warning signs of suicide, and they never leave a suicide note.”

Remarking about how a******l it is, the spokesman again stressed the significance of the data.

“Therefore, we advise any American with detrimental information about Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, or the Clinton Foundation to forget about it as quickly as possible to avoid a greatly increased probability of taking your own life,” he cautioned.

“And—I swear—that’s all we know.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-people-dirt-clintons-843-greater-risk-suicide
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I do believe you are right!

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Aug 11, 2019 10:07:59   #
Michael Rich Loc: Lapine Oregon
 
Rose42 wrote:
ATLANTA, GA – According to a report from the Centers for Disease Control released on Thursday, people with inside, compromising knowledge of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s financial and political dealings are 843% more likely to commit suicide.

“We’ve never seen a single risk factor cause a spike of this magnitude,” a CDC spokesperson told reporters. “Interestingly, in spite of their increased suicide risk, people with dirt on the Clintons rarely show any warning signs of suicide, and they never leave a suicide note.”

Remarking about how a******l it is, the spokesman again stressed the significance of the data.

“Therefore, we advise any American with detrimental information about Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, or the Clinton Foundation to forget about it as quickly as possible to avoid a greatly increased probability of taking your own life,” he cautioned.

“And—I swear—that’s all we know.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-people-dirt-clintons-843-greater-risk-suicide
ATLANTA, GA – According to a report from the Cente... (show quote)



It's unbelievable that not one l*****t will admit, that the huge number of Clinton associated people's strange and untimely deaths, are the least bit strange.

The l*****t will post a biased based link denying the obvious like O.J.Simpsons attorneys.

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Aug 11, 2019 10:09:05   #
Rose42
 
You do know this is satire?

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Aug 11, 2019 10:16:06   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Rose42 wrote:
You do know this is satire?

The Babylon Bee, The Borowitz Report and The Onion are perhaps my three favorite sources of satire.

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Aug 11, 2019 10:17:15   #
Rose42
 
slatten49 wrote:
The Babylon Bee, The Borowitz Report and The Onion are perhaps my three favorite sources of satire.



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Aug 11, 2019 10:17:46   #
Michael Rich Loc: Lapine Oregon
 
Rose42 wrote:
You do know this is satire?


The very unusual and untimely deaths of the many Clinton minions are not satirical.

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Aug 11, 2019 10:30:08   #
Cuda2020
 
Rose42 wrote:
ATLANTA, GA – According to a report from the Centers for Disease Control released on Thursday, people with inside, compromising knowledge of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s financial and political dealings are 843% more likely to commit suicide.

“We’ve never seen a single risk factor cause a spike of this magnitude,” a CDC spokesperson told reporters. “Interestingly, in spite of their increased suicide risk, people with dirt on the Clintons rarely show any warning signs of suicide, and they never leave a suicide note.”

Remarking about how a******l it is, the spokesman again stressed the significance of the data.

“Therefore, we advise any American with detrimental information about Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, or the Clinton Foundation to forget about it as quickly as possible to avoid a greatly increased probability of taking your own life,” he cautioned.

“And—I swear—that’s all we know.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-people-dirt-clintons-843-greater-risk-suicide
ATLANTA, GA – According to a report from the Cente... (show quote)


There's no fool like an old fool...The Babylon Bee is a satirical evangelical Christian website. The site publishes satirical stories focusing on well-known pastors, celebrities, and politicians. This is the stuff you people watch and believe...amazing.

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Aug 11, 2019 10:37:01   #
Rose42
 
Barracuda2020 wrote:
There's no fool like an old fool...The Babylon Bee is a satirical evangelical Christian website. The site publishes satirical stories focusing on well-known pastors, celebrities, and politicians. This is the stuff you people watch and believe...amazing.


Uh...who is the fool here? We know this is a joke. Perhaps you didn’t have enough coffee this morning?

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Aug 11, 2019 10:40:19   #
bahmer
 
Rose42 wrote:
ATLANTA, GA – According to a report from the Centers for Disease Control released on Thursday, people with inside, compromising knowledge of Bill and Hillary Clinton’s financial and political dealings are 843% more likely to commit suicide.

“We’ve never seen a single risk factor cause a spike of this magnitude,” a CDC spokesperson told reporters. “Interestingly, in spite of their increased suicide risk, people with dirt on the Clintons rarely show any warning signs of suicide, and they never leave a suicide note.”

Remarking about how a******l it is, the spokesman again stressed the significance of the data.

“Therefore, we advise any American with detrimental information about Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, or the Clinton Foundation to forget about it as quickly as possible to avoid a greatly increased probability of taking your own life,” he cautioned.

“And—I swear—that’s all we know.”

https://babylonbee.com/news/cdc-people-dirt-clintons-843-greater-risk-suicide
ATLANTA, GA – According to a report from the Cente... (show quote)


A lot of those people are very talented as they can shoot themselves in the back of the several times before they die which is very difficult to do by most standards.

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Aug 11, 2019 10:53:40   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
slatten49 wrote:
The Babylon Bee, The Borowitz Report and The Onion are perhaps my three favorite sources of satire.


Mine also.

NPP

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Aug 11, 2019 11:54:12   #
vernon
 
bahmer wrote:
A lot of those people are very talented as they can shoot themselves in the back of the several times before they die which is very difficult to do by most standards.


Especially with a shotgun.

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