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Aug 11, 2019 05:21:14   #
maximus Loc: Chattanooga, Tennessee
 
A new prisoner was in his cell with his cellmate, a lifer.
Someone shouted 22! and everybody laughed. A few minutes later, some shouted 17! and everybody laughed again.
The new inmate asked, "What's up with that? Somebody calls out a number and everybody laughs!".
The lifer said, "Well, we've heard just about every joke that ever was, so we just numbered them for convenience".
The new guy said,"I see. Can I give it a shot?"
"Have at it", the lifer said, so the new guy yells out " 21!" It's silent...no laughter. So, once again,"21!"
Still, there was nothing...no laughter.The new inmate asked, "What's wrong?"
"Well", the lifer says, "Some people can tell a joke and some people can't!"

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Aug 11, 2019 07:19:05   #
John P
 
Its the way you say things.

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Aug 11, 2019 08:02:38   #
Texas Truth Loc: Behind Enemy Lines
 
3 Democrats walk into a building. You think one of them would have spotted the door.

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Aug 11, 2019 10:30:09   #
maximus Loc: Chattanooga, Tennessee
 
Texas Truth wrote:
3 Democrats walk into a building. You think one of them would have spotted the door.





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Aug 12, 2019 11:06:34   #
bahmer
 
maximus wrote:
A new prisoner was in his cell with his cellmate, a lifer.
Someone shouted 22! and everybody laughed. A few minutes later, some shouted 17! and everybody laughed again.
The new inmate asked, "What's up with that? Somebody calls out a number and everybody laughs!".
The lifer said, "Well, we've heard just about every joke that ever was, so we just numbered them for convenience".
The new guy said,"I see. Can I give it a shot?"
"Have at it", the lifer said, so the new guy yells out " 21!" It's silent...no laughter. So, once again,"21!"
Still, there was nothing...no laughter.The new inmate asked, "What's wrong?"
"Well", the lifer says, "Some people can tell a joke and some people can't!"
A new prisoner was in his cell with his cellmate, ... (show quote)



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Aug 12, 2019 18:40:54   #
Mikeyavelli
 
Texas Truth wrote:
3 Democrats walk into a building. You think one of them would have spotted the door.


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