badbobby wrote:
B d was stumbling down the street,with one foot on the curb and the other foot in the gutter
The cop on the beat saw him and said"sorry Bd,but I'm gonna have to take you in,you've had too many and you're drunk"
The wasted B d queried"Officer,are you sure I'm drunk"?
"Yep,I'm sure,let's go."
Breathing a huge sigh of relief,B d said"Thank goodness,I thought I was crippled!!"
Good one there badbobby thanks for the laughs.