Slattens mother(If he has or had one,I kinda doubt it)
Jul 20, 2019 17:37:46 #
Three old ladies are sitting around a table playing bridge and bragging about their sons. “My Freddie,” said Margaret, “Everyone should be so lucky to have a son like my Freddie. Once a week he brings me a huge bouquet of flowers, he’s constantly bringing me out to restaurants to eat, if I so much as hint that I want something the next morning it’s on my doorstep.”
“That’s very nice about your Freddie”, says Gertrude. “But with all due respect, when I think about the way my Sammy takes care of me, it just can’t compare. Every morning as soon as I wake up he greets me with bacon and freshly brewed coffee. Every lunch he comes over and cooks me a gourmet lunch, and every supper he brings me to his house for supper, he truly treats me like a queen.”
“WELL!” Says Slatten's mother“I don’t want to make any of you feel bad or anything, but wait until you hear about my Slatten, twice a week he pays someone $200 an hour just so he can lie on their couch and talk to them, and who do you think he speaks about at those prices? she asks with a big excited double chin smile, “I’ll tell you who he speaks about! ALL HE SPEAKS ABOUT IS ME!”
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“That’s very nice about your Freddie”, says Gertrude. “But with all due respect, when I think about the way my Sammy takes care of me, it just can’t compare. Every morning as soon as I wake up he greets me with bacon and freshly brewed coffee. Every lunch he comes over and cooks me a gourmet lunch, and every supper he brings me to his house for supper, he truly treats me like a queen.”
“WELL!” Says Slatten's mother“I don’t want to make any of you feel bad or anything, but wait until you hear about my Slatten, twice a week he pays someone $200 an hour just so he can lie on their couch and talk to them, and who do you think he speaks about at those prices? she asks with a big excited double chin smile, “I’ll tell you who he speaks about! ALL HE SPEAKS ABOUT IS ME!”
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Jul 20, 2019 17:42:56 #
badbobby wrote:
Three old ladies are sitting around a table playin... (show quote)
Sorry, it takes four to play bridge. Maybe gin rummy but I don’t know about that.
Slatten must be a good buddy.
Jul 20, 2019 17:46:05 #
badbobby wrote:
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Good one there badbobby but Carol got you it does take four to play bridge.
Jul 20, 2019 18:57:03 #
Carol Kelly wrote:
Sorry, it takes four to play bridge. Maybe gin rummy but I don’t know about that.
Slatten must be a good buddy.
Slatten must be a good buddy.
I stand corrected Carol thanks
yes Slatten is a real good buddy
and inspite of bein a Marine is a fine person
Jul 21, 2019 06:08:46 #
Carol Kelly wrote:
Sorry, it takes four to play bridge. Maybe gin rummy but I don’t know about that.
Slatten must be a good buddy.
Slatten must be a good buddy.
One was Lil kevy's mother!!
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