Slatten is captured by the Viet Cong
He was taken before the leader, and told that he had one opportunity for life: he must survive four trials by ordeal.
The first was to walk barefoot across a trench filled with hot coals.
The second, to drink a full quart of the most powerful spirit.
Third, he had to enter a cave and, with a small set of tongs, remove a bad tooth from a vicious lioness.
Lastly, he was told, he had to make love to the ugliest old crone in the village.
Well, he pulled off his boots and told them to bring on the hot coals. Manfully he strode through them to the other side of the trench, where he lifted the quart of spirit and drained it, hurling the pot aside.
Then he stumbled into the lioness cave. There followed the most terrible sounds of spitting, growling, banging and shrieking. The listening men found their blood growing cold. At last Slat staggered out into the sunlight. "Right," he said. "Now where's the woman with the toothache?"
badbobby wrote:
Slatten is captured by the Viet Cong
He was taken before the leader, and told that he had one opportunity for life: he must survive four trials by ordeal.
The first was to walk barefoot across a trench filled with hot coals.
The second, to drink a full quart of the most powerful spirit.
Third, he had to enter a cave and, with a small set of tongs, remove a bad tooth from a vicious lioness.
Lastly, he was told, he had to make love to the ugliest old crone in the village.
Well, he pulled off his boots and told them to bring on the hot coals. Manfully he strode through them to the other side of the trench, where he lifted the quart of spirit and drained it, hurling the pot aside.
Then he stumbled into the lioness cave. There followed the most terrible sounds of spitting, growling, banging and shrieking. The listening men found their blood growing cold. At last Slat staggered out into the sunlight. "Right," he said. "Now where's the woman with the toothache?"
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chuckles..lol.. good one..
badbobby wrote:
Slatten is captured by the Viet Cong
He was taken before the leader, and told that he had one opportunity for life: he must survive four trials by ordeal.
The first was to walk barefoot across a trench filled with hot coals.
The second, to drink a full quart of the most powerful spirit.
Third, he had to enter a cave and, with a small set of tongs, remove a bad tooth from a vicious lioness.
Lastly, he was told, he had to make love to the ugliest old crone in the village.
Well, he pulled off his boots and told them to bring on the hot coals. Manfully he strode through them to the other side of the trench, where he lifted the quart of spirit and drained it, hurling the pot aside.
Then he stumbled into the lioness cave. There followed the most terrible sounds of spitting, growling, banging and shrieking. The listening men found their blood growing cold. At last Slat staggered out into the sunlight. "Right," he said. "Now where's the woman with the toothache?"
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Good on there badbobby thanks for the laughs.
gotta give the dastardly one credit
he tries hard
badbobby wrote:
gotta give the dastardly one credit
he tries hard
My biggest mistake and hardest life's lesson was in giving you credit via IOUs.
Ya' durn Squid.
badbobby wrote:
Slatten is captured by the Viet Cong
He was taken before the leader, and told that he had one opportunity for life: he must survive four trials by ordeal.
The first was to walk barefoot across a trench filled with hot coals.
The second, to drink a full quart of the most powerful spirit.
Third, he had to enter a cave and, with a small set of tongs, remove a bad tooth from a vicious lioness.
Lastly, he was told, he had to make love to the ugliest old crone in the village.
Well, he pulled off his boots and told them to bring on the hot coals. Manfully he strode through them to the other side of the trench, where he lifted the quart of spirit and drained it, hurling the pot aside.
Then he stumbled into the lioness cave. There followed the most terrible sounds of spitting, growling, banging and shrieking. The listening men found their blood growing cold. At last Slat staggered out into the sunlight. "Right," he said. "Now where's the woman with the toothache?"
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I hear that after all these years, the lioness still sends Slat a card every Valentines Day.
Fit2BTied wrote:
I hear that after all these years, the lioness still sends Slat a card Valentines Day.
You got'ta understand that when I left her, she was purring like a kitten.
slatten49 wrote:
You got'ta understand that when I left her, she was purring like a kitten.
As an Army vet, I don't know if this is true or not...
Fit2BTied wrote:
As an Army vet, I don't know if this is true or not...
If you ever see a picture of badbobby's wife you would know that badbobby had no problems introducing it to the women at least not to his woman.
Fit
that's downright treason
see if I carry you anywhere agin
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