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Jul 19, 2019 18:34:04   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Slatten is captured by the Viet Cong
He was taken before the leader, and told that he had one opportunity for life: he must survive four trials by ordeal.

The first was to walk barefoot across a trench filled with hot coals.

The second, to drink a full quart of the most powerful spirit.

Third, he had to enter a cave and, with a small set of tongs, remove a bad tooth from a vicious lioness.

Lastly, he was told, he had to make love to the ugliest old crone in the village.

Well, he pulled off his boots and told them to bring on the hot coals. Manfully he strode through them to the other side of the trench, where he lifted the quart of spirit and drained it, hurling the pot aside.

Then he stumbled into the lioness cave. There followed the most terrible sounds of spitting, growling, banging and shrieking. The listening men found their blood growing cold. At last Slat staggered out into the sunlight. "Right," he said. "Now where's the woman with the toothache?"



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Jul 19, 2019 18:40:35   #
Larai Loc: Fallon, NV
 
badbobby wrote:
Slatten is captured by the Viet Cong
He was taken before the leader, and told that he had one opportunity for life: he must survive four trials by ordeal.

The first was to walk barefoot across a trench filled with hot coals.

The second, to drink a full quart of the most powerful spirit.

Third, he had to enter a cave and, with a small set of tongs, remove a bad tooth from a vicious lioness.

Lastly, he was told, he had to make love to the ugliest old crone in the village.

Well, he pulled off his boots and told them to bring on the hot coals. Manfully he strode through them to the other side of the trench, where he lifted the quart of spirit and drained it, hurling the pot aside.

Then he stumbled into the lioness cave. There followed the most terrible sounds of spitting, growling, banging and shrieking. The listening men found their blood growing cold. At last Slat staggered out into the sunlight. "Right," he said. "Now where's the woman with the toothache?"
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chuckles..lol.. good one..

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Jul 19, 2019 18:42:15   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
Slatten is captured by the Viet Cong
He was taken before the leader, and told that he had one opportunity for life: he must survive four trials by ordeal.

The first was to walk barefoot across a trench filled with hot coals.

The second, to drink a full quart of the most powerful spirit.

Third, he had to enter a cave and, with a small set of tongs, remove a bad tooth from a vicious lioness.

Lastly, he was told, he had to make love to the ugliest old crone in the village.

Well, he pulled off his boots and told them to bring on the hot coals. Manfully he strode through them to the other side of the trench, where he lifted the quart of spirit and drained it, hurling the pot aside.

Then he stumbled into the lioness cave. There followed the most terrible sounds of spitting, growling, banging and shrieking. The listening men found their blood growing cold. At last Slat staggered out into the sunlight. "Right," he said. "Now where's the woman with the toothache?"
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Good on there badbobby thanks for the laughs.

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Jul 19, 2019 18:48:52   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Good on there badbobby thanks for the laughs.


gotta give the dastardly one credit
he tries hard

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Jul 19, 2019 19:22:26   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
gotta give the dastardly one credit
he tries hard

My biggest mistake and hardest life's lesson was in giving you credit via IOUs.

Ya' durn Squid.

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Jul 19, 2019 19:52:05   #
Lonewolf
 
badbobby wrote:
Slatten is captured by the Viet Cong
He was taken before the leader, and told that he had one opportunity for life: he must survive four trials by ordeal.

The first was to walk barefoot across a trench filled with hot coals.

The second, to drink a full quart of the most powerful spirit.

Third, he had to enter a cave and, with a small set of tongs, remove a bad tooth from a vicious lioness.

Lastly, he was told, he had to make love to the ugliest old crone in the village.

Well, he pulled off his boots and told them to bring on the hot coals. Manfully he strode through them to the other side of the trench, where he lifted the quart of spirit and drained it, hurling the pot aside.

Then he stumbled into the lioness cave. There followed the most terrible sounds of spitting, growling, banging and shrieking. The listening men found their blood growing cold. At last Slat staggered out into the sunlight. "Right," he said. "Now where's the woman with the toothache?"
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Jul 20, 2019 02:52:43   #
Ranger7374 Loc: Arizona, 40 miles from the border in the DMZ
 
slatten49 wrote:
My biggest mistake and hardest life's lesson was in giving you credit via IOUs.

Ya' durn Squid.


lol

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Jul 20, 2019 14:35:15   #
Fit2BTied Loc: Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
Slatten is captured by the Viet Cong
He was taken before the leader, and told that he had one opportunity for life: he must survive four trials by ordeal.

The first was to walk barefoot across a trench filled with hot coals.

The second, to drink a full quart of the most powerful spirit.

Third, he had to enter a cave and, with a small set of tongs, remove a bad tooth from a vicious lioness.

Lastly, he was told, he had to make love to the ugliest old crone in the village.

Well, he pulled off his boots and told them to bring on the hot coals. Manfully he strode through them to the other side of the trench, where he lifted the quart of spirit and drained it, hurling the pot aside.

Then he stumbled into the lioness cave. There followed the most terrible sounds of spitting, growling, banging and shrieking. The listening men found their blood growing cold. At last Slat staggered out into the sunlight. "Right," he said. "Now where's the woman with the toothache?"
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I hear that after all these years, the lioness still sends Slat a card every Valentines Day.

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Jul 20, 2019 14:47:02   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Fit2BTied wrote:
I hear that after all these years, the lioness still sends Slat a card Valentines Day.



and it's well deserved

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Jul 20, 2019 14:53:34   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Fit2BTied wrote:
I hear that after all these years, the lioness still sends Slat a card Valentines Day.

You got'ta understand that when I left her, she was purring like a kitten.

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Jul 20, 2019 15:26:03   #
Fit2BTied Loc: Texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
You got'ta understand that when I left her, she was purring like a kitten.
As an Army vet, I don't know if this is true or not...



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Jul 20, 2019 15:30:46   #
bahmer
 
Fit2BTied wrote:
As an Army vet, I don't know if this is true or not...


If you ever see a picture of badbobby's wife you would know that badbobby had no problems introducing it to the women at least not to his woman.

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Jul 20, 2019 15:52:55   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Fit
that's downright treason
see if I carry you anywhere agin

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Jul 20, 2019 15:53:52   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
If you ever see a picture of badbobby's wife you would know that badbobby had no problems introducing it to the women at least not to his woman.


my bud to my rescue

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Jul 20, 2019 15:55:01   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
my bud to my rescue


I have to tell the t***h and you didn't have any problem at all.

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