badbobby Loc: texas

three blonde friends die together in a car wreck. They find themselves standing in front of the pearly gates with St. Peter. He warns them that before they can enter heaven, they have to tell him what Easter is about.

The first blonde says, "Easter is a holiday where we give thanks, have a big feast and eat turkey."

"Nooooo," groans St. Peter. "You don't get in."

The second blonde says, "Easter is the holiday where we decorate a tree with pretty ornaments and give each other presents."

"Nooooo," groans St. Peter. "You don't get in, either."

The third blonde says, "Well, I know what Easter is all about. Easter is a Christian holiday which coincides with the Jewish Passover. After Jesus celebrated Passover with his disciples, he was betrayed by Judas and turned over to the Romans. They crucified him on a cross. After he died, they buried him in a tomb and put a huge boulder in front of it."

"Very good!" says St. Peter.

But the blonde continues. "Now, every year, the Jews roll the stone away and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have 6 more weeks of winter."

bahmer

Very good there badbobby thanks for the laughs.

son of witless

Not bad, not bad at all.

Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

Now I see why they call you BB. hehehehehehe

badbobby Loc: texas

Then tell me
I've been wondrin
I don't think it's the letters in my handle

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

Use needs to read yer own material. hahahahahahaha

bggamers Loc: georgia

crazylibertarian Loc: Florida by way of New York & Rhode Island

I've read that one before.

But, one thing to bear in mind is that AOC may have put an end to the blonde jokes.

Armageddun Loc: The show me state

AOC is the joke of all jokes.