Thoughts for the day
Jul 18, 2019 11:58:18 #
Thoughts for the day
* IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A JOGGING TRAIL JUST KNOW THAT I WAS MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED THERE.
* RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. THEY GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL WITHOUT THE INTERNET.
* I'VE DECIDED I'M NOT OLD, I'M 25 -- PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING.
* WHY DO I HAVE TO PRESS "1" FOR ENGLISH? DID AMERICA MOVE?
* WE HAVE ENOUGH GUN CONTROL. WHAT WE NEED IS I***T CONTROL.
* BEHIND EVERY ANGRY WOMAN STANDS A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONG.
* LET'S STOP SENDING MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES AND LET THEM H**E US FOR FREE.
* VEGETARIAN: ANCIENT TRIBAL NAME FOR THE VILLAGE I***T WHO CAN’T HUNT, FISH, OR LIGHT FIRES!
* I LOOK AT PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES THINK "REALLY”? -- THAT'S THE SPERM THAT WON?
* IN MY DEFENSE, I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED.
* IF GUNS K**L PEOPLE, THEN PENCILS MISSPELL WORDS, CARS MAKE PEOPLE DRIVE DRUNK, AND SPOONS MAKE PEOPLE FAT.
* MY DECISION-MAKING SK**LS CLOSELY RESEMBLE THOSE OF A SQUIRREL WHEN CROSSING THE ROAD.
* SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER LEFT UNSAID -- AND I USUALLY REALIZE IT RIGHT AFTER I SAY THEM.
* CAMPING: WHERE YOU SPEND A SMALL FORTUNE TO LIVE LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON.
* I THOUGHT GETTING OLD WOULD TAKE LONGER.
* IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A JOGGING TRAIL JUST KNOW THAT I WAS MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED THERE.
* RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. THEY GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL WITHOUT THE INTERNET.
* I'VE DECIDED I'M NOT OLD, I'M 25 -- PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING.
* WHY DO I HAVE TO PRESS "1" FOR ENGLISH? DID AMERICA MOVE?
* WE HAVE ENOUGH GUN CONTROL. WHAT WE NEED IS I***T CONTROL.
* BEHIND EVERY ANGRY WOMAN STANDS A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONG.
* LET'S STOP SENDING MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES AND LET THEM H**E US FOR FREE.
* VEGETARIAN: ANCIENT TRIBAL NAME FOR THE VILLAGE I***T WHO CAN’T HUNT, FISH, OR LIGHT FIRES!
* I LOOK AT PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES THINK "REALLY”? -- THAT'S THE SPERM THAT WON?
* IN MY DEFENSE, I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED.
* IF GUNS K**L PEOPLE, THEN PENCILS MISSPELL WORDS, CARS MAKE PEOPLE DRIVE DRUNK, AND SPOONS MAKE PEOPLE FAT.
* MY DECISION-MAKING SK**LS CLOSELY RESEMBLE THOSE OF A SQUIRREL WHEN CROSSING THE ROAD.
* SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER LEFT UNSAID -- AND I USUALLY REALIZE IT RIGHT AFTER I SAY THEM.
* CAMPING: WHERE YOU SPEND A SMALL FORTUNE TO LIVE LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON.
* I THOUGHT GETTING OLD WOULD TAKE LONGER.
Jul 18, 2019 12:05:08 #
eagleye13 wrote:
Thoughts for the day br br br * IF MY BODY IS EV... (show quote)
All great but the one thing that irks me most is having to press “one for English”. IN MY OWN COUNTRY!
Jul 18, 2019 12:08:06 #
LET'S STOP SENDING MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES AND LET THEM H**E US FOR FREE.
I Have Been Advocating This Forever
They Need To Come To Us, Hat In Hand
ASK Politely Why They Need Our Help
And Acknowledge We Are Their Benefactor
Otherwise
We're Just Creating Another Nation Of Democrats
I Have Been Advocating This Forever
They Need To Come To Us, Hat In Hand
ASK Politely Why They Need Our Help
And Acknowledge We Are Their Benefactor
Otherwise
We're Just Creating Another Nation Of Democrats
Jul 18, 2019 12:19:23 #
karpenter wrote:
LET'S STOP SENDING MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES AND LET THEM H**E US FOR FREE.
I Have Been Advocating This Forever
They Need To Come To Us, Hat In Hand
ASK Politely Why They Need Our Help
And Acknowledge We Are Their Benefactor
Otherwise
We're Just Creating Another Nation Of Democrats
I Have Been Advocating This Forever
They Need To Come To Us, Hat In Hand
ASK Politely Why They Need Our Help
And Acknowledge We Are Their Benefactor
Otherwise
We're Just Creating Another Nation Of Democrats
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