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Thoughts For Today...
Jul 18, 2019 09:56:45   #
Don G. Dinsdale Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
 
LOVE them, and every one ABSOLUTELY TRUE, except maybe the one about the man does not know what he did...



Thoughts For Today...



* IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A JOGGING TRAIL JUST KNOW THAT I WAS MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED THERE.

* RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. THEY GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL WITHOUT THE INTERNET.

* I'VE DECIDED I'M NOT OLD, I'M 25 -- PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING.

* WHY DO I HAVE TO PRESS "1" FOR ENGLISH? DID AMERICA MOVE?

* WE HAVE ENOUGH GUN CONTROL. WHAT WE NEED IS I***T CONTROL.

* BEHIND EVERY ANGRY WOMAN STANDS A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONG.

* LET'S STOP SENDING MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES AND LET THEM H**E US FOR FREE.

* VEGETARIAN: ANCIENT TRIBAL NAME FOR THE VILLAGE I***T WHO CAN’T HUNT, FISH, OR LIGHT FIRES!

* I LOOK AT PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES THINK "REALLY”? -- THAT'S THE SPERM THAT WON?

* IN MY DEFENSE, I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED.

* IF GUNS K**L PEOPLE, THEN PENCILS MISSPELL WORDS, CARS MAKE PEOPLE DRIVE DRUNK, AND SPOONS MAKE PEOPLE FAT.

* MY DECISION-MAKING SK**LS CLOSELY RESEMBLE THOSE OF A SQUIRREL WHEN CROSSING THE ROAD.

* SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER LEFT UNSAID -- AND I USUALLY REALIZE IT RIGHT AFTER I SAY THEM.

* CAMPING: WHERE YOU SPEND A SMALL FORTUNE TO LIVE LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON.

* I THOUGHT GETTING OLD WOULD TAKE LONGER.

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Jul 18, 2019 10:08:23   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
All made perfect sense to me. Good ones

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Jul 18, 2019 10:17:02   #
bahmer
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
LOVE them, and every one ABSOLUTELY TRUE, except maybe the one about the man does not know what he did...



Thoughts For Today...



* IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A JOGGING TRAIL JUST KNOW THAT I WAS MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED THERE.

* RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. THEY GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL WITHOUT THE INTERNET.

* I'VE DECIDED I'M NOT OLD, I'M 25 -- PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING.

* WHY DO I HAVE TO PRESS "1" FOR ENGLISH? DID AMERICA MOVE?

* WE HAVE ENOUGH GUN CONTROL. WHAT WE NEED IS I***T CONTROL.

* BEHIND EVERY ANGRY WOMAN STANDS A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONG.

* LET'S STOP SENDING MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES AND LET THEM H**E US FOR FREE.

* VEGETARIAN: ANCIENT TRIBAL NAME FOR THE VILLAGE I***T WHO CAN’T HUNT, FISH, OR LIGHT FIRES!

* I LOOK AT PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES THINK "REALLY”? -- THAT'S THE SPERM THAT WON?

* IN MY DEFENSE, I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED.

* IF GUNS K**L PEOPLE, THEN PENCILS MISSPELL WORDS, CARS MAKE PEOPLE DRIVE DRUNK, AND SPOONS MAKE PEOPLE FAT.

* MY DECISION-MAKING SK**LS CLOSELY RESEMBLE THOSE OF A SQUIRREL WHEN CROSSING THE ROAD.

* SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER LEFT UNSAID -- AND I USUALLY REALIZE IT RIGHT AFTER I SAY THEM.

* CAMPING: WHERE YOU SPEND A SMALL FORTUNE TO LIVE LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON.

* I THOUGHT GETTING OLD WOULD TAKE LONGER.
LOVE them, and every one ABSOLUTELY TRUE, except m... (show quote)


All of them are good Don thanks for the laughs.

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Jul 18, 2019 10:38:15   #
okie don
 
Great.
Thanks Dins.

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Jul 18, 2019 10:41:41   #
proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
LOVE them, and every one ABSOLUTELY TRUE, except maybe the one about the man does not know what he did...



Thoughts For Today...



* IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A JOGGING TRAIL JUST KNOW THAT I WAS MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED THERE.

* RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. THEY GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL WITHOUT THE INTERNET.

* I'VE DECIDED I'M NOT OLD, I'M 25 -- PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING.

* WHY DO I HAVE TO PRESS "1" FOR ENGLISH? DID AMERICA MOVE?

* WE HAVE ENOUGH GUN CONTROL. WHAT WE NEED IS I***T CONTROL.

* BEHIND EVERY ANGRY WOMAN STANDS A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONG.

* LET'S STOP SENDING MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES AND LET THEM H**E US FOR FREE.

* VEGETARIAN: ANCIENT TRIBAL NAME FOR THE VILLAGE I***T WHO CAN’T HUNT, FISH, OR LIGHT FIRES!

* I LOOK AT PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES THINK "REALLY”? -- THAT'S THE SPERM THAT WON?

* IN MY DEFENSE, I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED.

* IF GUNS K**L PEOPLE, THEN PENCILS MISSPELL WORDS, CARS MAKE PEOPLE DRIVE DRUNK, AND SPOONS MAKE PEOPLE FAT.

* MY DECISION-MAKING SK**LS CLOSELY RESEMBLE THOSE OF A SQUIRREL WHEN CROSSING THE ROAD.

* SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER LEFT UNSAID -- AND I USUALLY REALIZE IT RIGHT AFTER I SAY THEM.

* CAMPING: WHERE YOU SPEND A SMALL FORTUNE TO LIVE LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON.

* I THOUGHT GETTING OLD WOULD TAKE LONGER.
LOVE them, and every one ABSOLUTELY TRUE, except m... (show quote)


I was laughing so hard i almost....you know my pants!!!..Thanks for the laughs,Don!!!

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Jul 18, 2019 11:25:12   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
LOVE them, and every one ABSOLUTELY TRUE, except maybe the one about the man does not know what he did...



Thoughts For Today...



* IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A JOGGING TRAIL JUST KNOW THAT I WAS MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED THERE.

* RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. THEY GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL WITHOUT THE INTERNET.

* I'VE DECIDED I'M NOT OLD, I'M 25 -- PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING.

* WHY DO I HAVE TO PRESS "1" FOR ENGLISH? DID AMERICA MOVE?

* WE HAVE ENOUGH GUN CONTROL. WHAT WE NEED IS I***T CONTROL.

* BEHIND EVERY ANGRY WOMAN STANDS A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONG.

* LET'S STOP SENDING MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES AND LET THEM H**E US FOR FREE.

* VEGETARIAN: ANCIENT TRIBAL NAME FOR THE VILLAGE I***T WHO CAN’T HUNT, FISH, OR LIGHT FIRES!

* I LOOK AT PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES THINK "REALLY”? -- THAT'S THE SPERM THAT WON?

* IN MY DEFENSE, I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED.

* IF GUNS K**L PEOPLE, THEN PENCILS MISSPELL WORDS, CARS MAKE PEOPLE DRIVE DRUNK, AND SPOONS MAKE PEOPLE FAT.

* MY DECISION-MAKING SK**LS CLOSELY RESEMBLE THOSE OF A SQUIRREL WHEN CROSSING THE ROAD.

* SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER LEFT UNSAID -- AND I USUALLY REALIZE IT RIGHT AFTER I SAY THEM.

* CAMPING: WHERE YOU SPEND A SMALL FORTUNE TO LIVE LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON.

* I THOUGHT GETTING OLD WOULD TAKE LONGER.
LOVE them, and every one ABSOLUTELY TRUE, except m... (show quote)

well put Don


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Jul 19, 2019 07:52:21   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
LOVE them, and every one ABSOLUTELY TRUE, except maybe the one about the man does not know what he did...



Thoughts For Today...



* IF MY BODY IS EVER FOUND ON A JOGGING TRAIL JUST KNOW THAT I WAS MURDERED SOMEWHERE ELSE AND DUMPED THERE.

* RESPECT YOUR ELDERS. THEY GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL WITHOUT THE INTERNET.

* I'VE DECIDED I'M NOT OLD, I'M 25 -- PLUS SHIPPING AND HANDLING.

* WHY DO I HAVE TO PRESS "1" FOR ENGLISH? DID AMERICA MOVE?

* WE HAVE ENOUGH GUN CONTROL. WHAT WE NEED IS I***T CONTROL.

* BEHIND EVERY ANGRY WOMAN STANDS A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONG.

* LET'S STOP SENDING MONEY TO OTHER COUNTRIES AND LET THEM H**E US FOR FREE.

* VEGETARIAN: ANCIENT TRIBAL NAME FOR THE VILLAGE I***T WHO CAN’T HUNT, FISH, OR LIGHT FIRES!

* I LOOK AT PEOPLE AND SOMETIMES THINK "REALLY”? -- THAT'S THE SPERM THAT WON?

* IN MY DEFENSE, I WAS LEFT UNSUPERVISED.

* IF GUNS K**L PEOPLE, THEN PENCILS MISSPELL WORDS, CARS MAKE PEOPLE DRIVE DRUNK, AND SPOONS MAKE PEOPLE FAT.

* MY DECISION-MAKING SK**LS CLOSELY RESEMBLE THOSE OF A SQUIRREL WHEN CROSSING THE ROAD.

* SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER LEFT UNSAID -- AND I USUALLY REALIZE IT RIGHT AFTER I SAY THEM.

* CAMPING: WHERE YOU SPEND A SMALL FORTUNE TO LIVE LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON.

* I THOUGHT GETTING OLD WOULD TAKE LONGER.
LOVE them, and every one ABSOLUTELY TRUE, except m... (show quote)


They all sound like you'v been reading my mind

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