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Jul 15, 2019 11:23:25   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
: How do you know there's a firefighter at your party?
A: He'll tell you.

Q: A fireman had two sons. What did he name them?
A: Hosea and Hoseb

Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?
A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

Q: What word begins with the letter 'F' and ends in 'UCK'?
A: FIRETRUCK

Q: What does CHAOS stand for?
A: Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

Q: Why are cops and firemen similar?
A: They both want to be firemen

Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?
A: Lawn chair

Q: Why do ladder guys open the roof?
A: Everyone wants to see what real firemen do for a living.

Q: What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?
A: Holy smoke!

Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
A: To keep their pants up.

Q: What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles?
A: The fire department.

Q: What kind of ears do pumpers have?
A: Engineers

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Jul 16, 2019 07:21:44   #
Big dog
 
badbobby wrote:
: How do you know there's a firefighter at your party?
A: He'll tell you.

Q: A fireman had two sons. What did he name them?
A: Hosea and Hoseb

Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?
A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

Q: What word begins with the letter 'F' and ends in 'UCK'?
A: FIRETRUCK

Q: What does CHAOS stand for?
A: Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

Q: Why are cops and firemen similar?
A: They both want to be firemen

Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?
A: Lawn chair

Q: Why do ladder guys open the roof?
A: Everyone wants to see what real firemen do for a living.

Q: What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?
A: Holy smoke!

Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
A: To keep their pants up.

Q: What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles?
A: The fire department.

Q: What kind of ears do pumpers have?
A: Engineers
: How do you know there's a firefighter at your pa... (show quote)


Ouch

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Jul 16, 2019 10:25:47   #
bahmer
 
Big dog wrote:
Ouch


I was thinking the same thing Ouch.

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Jul 16, 2019 10:26:26   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
: How do you know there's a firefighter at your party?
A: He'll tell you.

Q: A fireman had two sons. What did he name them?
A: Hosea and Hoseb

Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?
A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

Q: What word begins with the letter 'F' and ends in 'UCK'?
A: FIRETRUCK

Q: What does CHAOS stand for?
A: Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

Q: Why are cops and firemen similar?
A: They both want to be firemen

Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?
A: Lawn chair

Q: Why do ladder guys open the roof?
A: Everyone wants to see what real firemen do for a living.

Q: What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?
A: Holy smoke!

Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
A: To keep their pants up.

Q: What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles?
A: The fire department.

Q: What kind of ears do pumpers have?
A: Engineers
: How do you know there's a firefighter at your pa... (show quote)


Nice try badbobby but no cigar.

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Jul 16, 2019 13:04:24   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Nice try badbobby but no cigar.


bahm
I have tremendous respect for all firefighters
they are on a par with our service men and women
but that doesn't exclude them from a lil razzing

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Jul 16, 2019 13:09:07   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
bahm
I have tremendous respect for all firefighters
they are on a par with our service men and women
but that doesn't exclude them from a lil razzing


I was just saying that they weren't quite as funny as some of your others is all.

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Jul 16, 2019 13:15:23   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
I was just saying that they weren't quite as funny as some of your others is all.


I'm hurt -----Not!!

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Jul 16, 2019 13:21:01   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
I'm hurt -----Not!!


I don't want to hurt you but those were mostly old jokes is all.
By the way when you going fishin again?
I was going to suggest that you and your son-in-law join the
professional circuit and get a better boat but that would take
to much time away from Mama so I canned that thought.

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Jul 16, 2019 14:57:24   #
Louie27 Loc: Peoria, AZ
 
badbobby wrote:
: How do you know there's a firefighter at your party?
A: He'll tell you.

Q: A fireman had two sons. What did he name them?
A: Hosea and Hoseb

Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?
A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.

Q: What word begins with the letter 'F' and ends in 'UCK'?
A: FIRETRUCK

Q: What does CHAOS stand for?
A: Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

Q: Why are cops and firemen similar?
A: They both want to be firemen

Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?
A: Lawn chair

Q: Why do ladder guys open the roof?
A: Everyone wants to see what real firemen do for a living.

Q: What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?
A: Holy smoke!

Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
A: To keep their pants up.

Q: What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles?
A: The fire department.

Q: What kind of ears do pumpers have?
A: Engineers
: How do you know there's a firefighter at your pa... (show quote)


That was a good one! I will have to email that to my brother. He retired as a captain in a fire dept..

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Jul 17, 2019 15:08:23   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Louie27 wrote:
That was a good one! I will have to email that to my brother. He retired as a captain in a fire dept..


thanks Louie
you made me feel better
everyone else gave me thumbs down for pickin on firefighters

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Jul 18, 2019 09:57:48   #
Louie27 Loc: Peoria, AZ
 
badbobby wrote:
thanks Louie
you made me feel better
everyone else gave me thumbs down for pickin on firefighters


Those that picked on you have no thought of laughter ever. My brother will think that was a good joke to tell.

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