: How do you know there's a firefighter at your party?
A: He'll tell you.
Q: A fireman had two sons. What did he name them?
A: Hosea and Hoseb
Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?
A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.
Q: What word begins with the letter 'F' and ends in 'UCK'?
A: FIRETRUCK
Q: What does CHAOS stand for?
A: Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.
Q: Why are cops and firemen similar?
A: They both want to be firemen
Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?
A: Lawn chair
Q: Why do ladder guys open the roof?
A: Everyone wants to see what real firemen do for a living.
Q: What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?
A: Holy smoke!
Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
A: To keep their pants up.
Q: What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles?
A: The fire department.
Q: What kind of ears do pumpers have?
A: Engineers
I was thinking the same thing Ouch.
badbobby wrote:
: How do you know there's a firefighter at your party?
A: He'll tell you.
Q: A fireman had two sons. What did he name them?
A: Hosea and Hoseb
Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?
A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.
Q: What word begins with the letter 'F' and ends in 'UCK'?
A: FIRETRUCK
Q: What does CHAOS stand for?
A: Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.
Q: Why are cops and firemen similar?
A: They both want to be firemen
Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?
A: Lawn chair
Q: Why do ladder guys open the roof?
A: Everyone wants to see what real firemen do for a living.
Q: What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?
A: Holy smoke!
Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
A: To keep their pants up.
Q: What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles?
A: The fire department.
Q: What kind of ears do pumpers have?
A: Engineers
: How do you know there's a firefighter at your pa... (
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Nice try badbobby but no cigar.
bahmer wrote:
Nice try badbobby but no cigar.
bahm
I have tremendous respect for all firefighters
they are on a par with our service men and women
but that doesn't exclude them from a lil razzing
badbobby wrote:
bahm
I have tremendous respect for all firefighters
they are on a par with our service men and women
but that doesn't exclude them from a lil razzing
I was just saying that they weren't quite as funny as some of your others is all.
badbobby wrote:
I'm hurt -----Not!!
I don't want to hurt you but those were mostly old jokes is all.
By the way when you going fishin again?
I was going to suggest that you and your son-in-law join the
professional circuit and get a better boat but that would take
to much time away from Mama so I canned that thought.
badbobby wrote:
: How do you know there's a firefighter at your party?
A: He'll tell you.
Q: A fireman had two sons. What did he name them?
A: Hosea and Hoseb
Q: Why don't Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning?
A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.
Q: What word begins with the letter 'F' and ends in 'UCK'?
A: FIRETRUCK
Q: What does CHAOS stand for?
A: Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.
Q: Why are cops and firemen similar?
A: They both want to be firemen
Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire?
A: Lawn chair
Q: Why do ladder guys open the roof?
A: Everyone wants to see what real firemen do for a living.
Q: What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?
A: Holy smoke!
Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
A: To keep their pants up.
Q: What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles?
A: The fire department.
Q: What kind of ears do pumpers have?
A: Engineers
: How do you know there's a firefighter at your pa... (
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That was a good one! I will have to email that to my brother. He retired as a captain in a fire dept..
Louie27 wrote:
That was a good one! I will have to email that to my brother. He retired as a captain in a fire dept..
thanks Louie
you made me feel better
everyone else gave me thumbs down for pickin on firefighters
badbobby wrote:
thanks Louie
you made me feel better
everyone else gave me thumbs down for pickin on firefighters
Those that picked on you have no thought of laughter ever. My brother will think that was a good joke to tell.
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