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Jul 10, 2019 18:33:31   #
badbobby (a regular here)
 
Peewee meets gorgeous woman and asks
"What is your preference in men"?
She answers
"American Indians,Jewish and Rednecks"
The lady then asks Peewee his name
Peewee replies
"Geronimo Bernstein,but my friends call me Bubba"


Peewee's papa lined his boys up and asked them
"Who pushed the outhouse into the creek"?
No one said a word
Peewee's poppa then told them the story about George Washington and the cherry tree
and how George told the truth,that it was he who cut it down.And since George had told the truth,he was not punished.
"Now I wanna know who pushed the out house into the creek"he demanded
Finally Peewee raised his hand and said
"I can not tell a lie Poppa,I did it"
Peewee got his butt tanned good and was grounded for two weeks
Peewee was mortified
"Poppa why did George Washington not get punished,but I got a whippin and grounded?We both told the truth"
Peewee's poppa replied
"Well son,George's poppa wasn't in that cherry tree"


Peewee in another life was an Indian brave who couldn't tell heads from tails
you should have seen the scalps he took
and in that other life Peewee drank two hundred cups of tea
he drowned in his teepee

Peewee while having had one too many
was driving down a one way street
he was pulled over by a cop who said
"Didn't you see the arrow"?
Peewee answered
"Hell,Officer,I didn't even see the Indians"


watta you call a homo Indian?
a brave sucker

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Jul 10, 2019 18:53:44   #
slatten49 (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
Peewee meets gorgeous woman and asks
"What is your preference in men"?
She answers
"American Indians,Jewish and Rednecks"
The lady then asks Peewee his name
Peewee replies
"Geronimo Bernstein,but my friends call me Bubba"


Peewee's papa lined his boys up and asked them
"Who pushed the outhouse into the creek"?
No one said a word
Peewee's poppa then told them the story about George Washington and the cherry tree
and how George told the truth,that it was he who cut it down.And since George had told the truth,he was not punished.
"Now I wanna know who pushed the out house into the creek"he demanded
Finally Peewee raised his hand and said
"I can not tell a lie Poppa,I did it"
Peewee got his butt tanned good and was grounded for two weeks
Peewee was mortified
"Poppa why did George Washington not get punished,but I got a whippin and grounded?We both told the truth"
Peewee's poppa replied
"Well son,George's poppa wasn't in that cherry tree"


Peewee in another life was an Indian brave who couldn't tell heads from tails
you should have seen the scalps he took
and in that other life Peewee drank two hundred cups of tea
he drowned in his teepee

Peewee while having had one too many
was driving down a one way street
he was pulled over by a cop who said
"Didn't you see the arrow"?
Peewee answered
"Hell,Officer,I didn't even see the Indians"


watta you call a homo Indian?
a brave sucker
Peewee meets gorgeous woman and asks br "What... (show quote)

Damn, BB. You may have lost PeeWee as a drinking buddy.

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Jul 10, 2019 19:30:59   #
badbobby (a regular here)
 
slatten49 wrote:
Damn, BB. :sm16; You may have lost PeeWee as a drinking buddy.


go see'Slatten and Poppa Gringo get promoted'

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Jul 10, 2019 19:44:07   #
slatten49 (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
go see'Slatten and Poppa Gringo get promoted'

I read it.

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Jul 10, 2019 20:05:08   #
badbobby (a regular here)
 
slatten49 wrote:
I read it.


thank you
I'm pleased that you liked it

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Jul 10, 2019 20:21:30   #
slatten49 (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
thank you
I'm pleased that you liked it

Yeah, I loved it. (slow burn)

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Jul 11, 2019 01:31:20   #
Canuckus Deploracus (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
Peewee meets gorgeous woman and asks
"What is your preference in men"?
She answers
"American Indians,Jewish and Rednecks"
The lady then asks Peewee his name
Peewee replies
"Geronimo Bernstein,but my friends call me Bubba"


Peewee's papa lined his boys up and asked them
"Who pushed the outhouse into the creek"?
No one said a word
Peewee's poppa then told them the story about George Washington and the cherry tree
and how George told the truth,that it was he who cut it down.And since George had told the truth,he was not punished.
"Now I wanna know who pushed the out house into the creek"he demanded
Finally Peewee raised his hand and said
"I can not tell a lie Poppa,I did it"
Peewee got his butt tanned good and was grounded for two weeks
Peewee was mortified
"Poppa why did George Washington not get punished,but I got a whippin and grounded?We both told the truth"
Peewee's poppa replied
"Well son,George's poppa wasn't in that cherry tree"


Peewee in another life was an Indian brave who couldn't tell heads from tails
you should have seen the scalps he took
and in that other life Peewee drank two hundred cups of tea
he drowned in his teepee

Peewee while having had one too many
was driving down a one way street
he was pulled over by a cop who said
"Didn't you see the arrow"?
Peewee answered
"Hell,Officer,I didn't even see the Indians"


watta you call a homo Indian?
a brave sucker
Peewee meets gorgeous woman and asks br "What... (show quote)


Jack Daniels makes Badbobby funny

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Jul 11, 2019 01:35:12   #
Canuckus Deploracus (a regular here)
 
slatten49 wrote:
Yeah, I loved it. (slow burn)


I thought it was great...



Slow burns are good for grilling certain cuts

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Jul 11, 2019 14:00:29   #
slatten49 (a regular here)
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
I thought it was great...



Slow burns are good for grilling certain cuts

Or, better yet, slow-burning ol' Squids at the stake.

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