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Jul 5, 2019 10:13:52   #
badbobby (a regular here)
 
Two Texans, Slatten and Archie are sitting in a bar, enjoying beers.

Arch turns to Slat, and says, "You know what, I'm going to go to college!" He then leaves the bar and makes his way over to the local college. He is met with the Dean of Administration, who is explaining to Arch what classes he is going to take.

"Alright, Archie. You are going to take 4 classes," the Dean says. "English, Math, Science, and Logic."

"Logic?" Arch asks. "What the hell is that?"

"Here, I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed wacker?"

Proudly, Arch responded, "Yes, I do."

"Well, if you own a weed wacker, then logically speaking you own a lawn," the Dean said.

"Yes, yes I do have a lawn!"


"Well, if you have a lawn, then logically speaking you own a house."

"Yes, yes I do have a house!"

"And if you have a house, then logically speaking you have a family."

"Yes, yes I do have a family!"



"And if you have a family, then logically speaking you have a wife. And if you have a wife, then logically speaking you're heterosexual."

"Yes, yes I do have a wife and I am heterosexual! Wow, I can't believe you found out all of that just because you knew I had a weed wacker!" Archie exclaimed.

"Yeah, that's what logic is," the Dean responded.Arch excitedly went back to the bar, awaited by Slatten.

"Slat, I'm taking 4 classes in college. English, Math, Science, and Logic," Arch told Slat.

"Logic?" Slatten asks. "What the hell is that?"

"Here, I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed wacker?"

"No."

"Then you're a homo."

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Jul 5, 2019 10:44:12   #
Canuckus Deploracus (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
Two Texans, Slatten and Archie are sitting in a bar, enjoying beers.

Arch turns to Slat, and says, "You know what, I'm going to go to college!" He then leaves the bar and makes his way over to the local college. He is met with the Dean of Administration, who is explaining to Arch what classes he is going to take.

"Alright, Archie. You are going to take 4 classes," the Dean says. "English, Math, Science, and Logic."

"Logic?" Arch asks. "What the hell is that?"

"Here, I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed wacker?"

Proudly, Arch responded, "Yes, I do."

"Well, if you own a weed wacker, then logically speaking you own a lawn," the Dean said.

"Yes, yes I do have a lawn!"


"Well, if you have a lawn, then logically speaking you own a house."

"Yes, yes I do have a house!"

"And if you have a house, then logically speaking you have a family."

"Yes, yes I do have a family!"



"And if you have a family, then logically speaking you have a wife. And if you have a wife, then logically speaking you're heterosexual."

"Yes, yes I do have a wife and I am heterosexual! Wow, I can't believe you found out all of that just because you knew I had a weed wacker!" Archie exclaimed.

"Yeah, that's what logic is," the Dean responded.Arch excitedly went back to the bar, awaited by Slatten.

"Slat, I'm taking 4 classes in college. English, Math, Science, and Logic," Arch told Slat.

"Logic?" Slatten asks. "What the hell is that?"

"Here, I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed wacker?"

"No."

"Then you're a homo."
Two Texans, Slatten and Archie are sitting in a ba... (show quote)


This was new...Chuckles

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Jul 5, 2019 10:50:42   #
slatten49 (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
Two Texans, Slatten and Archie are sitting in a bar, enjoying beers.

Arch turns to Slat, and says, "You know what, I'm going to go to college!" He then leaves the bar and makes his way over to the local college. He is met with the Dean of Administration, who is explaining to Arch what classes he is going to take.

"Alright, Archie. You are going to take 4 classes," the Dean says. "English, Math, Science, and Logic."

"Logic?" Arch asks. "What the hell is that?"

"Here, I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed wacker?"

Proudly, Arch responded, "Yes, I do."

"Well, if you own a weed wacker, then logically speaking you own a lawn," the Dean said.

"Yes, yes I do have a lawn!"


"Well, if you have a lawn, then logically speaking you own a house."

"Yes, yes I do have a house!"

"And if you have a house, then logically speaking you have a family."

"Yes, yes I do have a family!"



"And if you have a family, then logically speaking you have a wife. And if you have a wife, then logically speaking you're heterosexual."

"Yes, yes I do have a wife and I am heterosexual! Wow, I can't believe you found out all of that just because you knew I had a weed wacker!" Archie exclaimed.

"Yeah, that's what logic is," the Dean responded.Arch excitedly went back to the bar, awaited by Slatten.

"Slat, I'm taking 4 classes in college. English, Math, Science, and Logic," Arch told Slat.

"Logic?" Slatten asks. "What the hell is that?"

"Here, I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed wacker?"

"No."

"Then you're a homo."
Two Texans, Slatten and Archie are sitting in a ba... (show quote)

Yes, I am, BB/Arch/CD...a homo sapien.

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Jul 5, 2019 11:17:22   #
badbobby (a regular here)
 
slatten49 wrote:
Yes, I am, BB/Arch/CD...a homo sapien.


too shay

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Jul 6, 2019 06:45:25   #
Big dog (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
Two Texans, Slatten and Archie are sitting in a bar, enjoying beers.

Arch turns to Slat, and says, "You know what, I'm going to go to college!" He then leaves the bar and makes his way over to the local college. He is met with the Dean of Administration, who is explaining to Arch what classes he is going to take.

"Alright, Archie. You are going to take 4 classes," the Dean says. "English, Math, Science, and Logic."

"Logic?" Arch asks. "What the hell is that?"

"Here, I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed wacker?"

Proudly, Arch responded, "Yes, I do."

"Well, if you own a weed wacker, then logically speaking you own a lawn," the Dean said.

"Yes, yes I do have a lawn!"


"Well, if you have a lawn, then logically speaking you own a house."

"Yes, yes I do have a house!"

"And if you have a house, then logically speaking you have a family."

"Yes, yes I do have a family!"



"And if you have a family, then logically speaking you have a wife. And if you have a wife, then logically speaking you're heterosexual."

"Yes, yes I do have a wife and I am heterosexual! Wow, I can't believe you found out all of that just because you knew I had a weed wacker!" Archie exclaimed.

"Yeah, that's what logic is," the Dean responded.Arch excitedly went back to the bar, awaited by Slatten.

"Slat, I'm taking 4 classes in college. English, Math, Science, and Logic," Arch told Slat.

"Logic?" Slatten asks. "What the hell is that?"

"Here, I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed wacker?"

"No."

"Then you're a homo."
Two Texans, Slatten and Archie are sitting in a ba... (show quote)


I got me a weedwacker

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Jul 6, 2019 06:50:30   #
Canuckus Deploracus (a regular here)
 
slatten49 wrote:
Yes, I am, BB/Arch/CD...a homo sapien.


Well done

I was thinking how to explain my own lack of a weed-whacker

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Jul 6, 2019 07:45:34   #
billy a
 
uhh,I live in a condo...does a vacuum-cleaner count?

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Jul 6, 2019 08:45:41   #
sisboombaa
 
billy a wrote:
uhh,I live in a condo...does a vacuum-cleaner count?


Only if it is in working order and the collection bag is clean. I trust you hire someone to push it around. Or you can get a calculator to do your counting. But either way don't worry about me as I won't bother you for not having a weed whacker. We live in a free country; I think. There was a time I had both a vacuum and a whacker. Like you I now just have a vacuum. My life hasn't changed. The bible tells us "thou shalt not kill" so I don't kill weeds any more. I hire it done. No sweat.

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Jul 6, 2019 10:14:49   #
bahmer (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
Two Texans, Slatten and Archie are sitting in a bar, enjoying beers.

Arch turns to Slat, and says, "You know what, I'm going to go to college!" He then leaves the bar and makes his way over to the local college. He is met with the Dean of Administration, who is explaining to Arch what classes he is going to take.

"Alright, Archie. You are going to take 4 classes," the Dean says. "English, Math, Science, and Logic."

"Logic?" Arch asks. "What the hell is that?"

"Here, I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed wacker?"

Proudly, Arch responded, "Yes, I do."

"Well, if you own a weed wacker, then logically speaking you own a lawn," the Dean said.

"Yes, yes I do have a lawn!"


"Well, if you have a lawn, then logically speaking you own a house."

"Yes, yes I do have a house!"

"And if you have a house, then logically speaking you have a family."

"Yes, yes I do have a family!"



"And if you have a family, then logically speaking you have a wife. And if you have a wife, then logically speaking you're heterosexual."

"Yes, yes I do have a wife and I am heterosexual! Wow, I can't believe you found out all of that just because you knew I had a weed wacker!" Archie exclaimed.

"Yeah, that's what logic is," the Dean responded.Arch excitedly went back to the bar, awaited by Slatten.

"Slat, I'm taking 4 classes in college. English, Math, Science, and Logic," Arch told Slat.

"Logic?" Slatten asks. "What the hell is that?"

"Here, I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed wacker?"

"No."

"Then you're a homo."
Two Texans, Slatten and Archie are sitting in a ba... (show quote)


Good one badbobby thanks for the laughs.

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Jul 6, 2019 10:22:15   #
TommyRadd (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
Two Texans, Slatten and Archie are sitting in a bar, enjoying beers.

Arch turns to Slat, and says, "You know what, I'm going to go to college!" He then leaves the bar and makes his way over to the local college. He is met with the Dean of Administration, who is explaining to Arch what classes he is going to take.

"Alright, Archie. You are going to take 4 classes," the Dean says. "English, Math, Science, and Logic."

"Logic?" Arch asks. "What the hell is that?"

"Here, I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed wacker?"

Proudly, Arch responded, "Yes, I do."

"Well, if you own a weed wacker, then logically speaking you own a lawn," the Dean said.

"Yes, yes I do have a lawn!"


"Well, if you have a lawn, then logically speaking you own a house."

"Yes, yes I do have a house!"

"And if you have a house, then logically speaking you have a family."

"Yes, yes I do have a family!"



"And if you have a family, then logically speaking you have a wife. And if you have a wife, then logically speaking you're heterosexual."

"Yes, yes I do have a wife and I am heterosexual! Wow, I can't believe you found out all of that just because you knew I had a weed wacker!" Archie exclaimed.

"Yeah, that's what logic is," the Dean responded.Arch excitedly went back to the bar, awaited by Slatten.

"Slat, I'm taking 4 classes in college. English, Math, Science, and Logic," Arch told Slat.

"Logic?" Slatten asks. "What the hell is that?"

"Here, I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed wacker?"

"No."

"Then you're a homo."
Two Texans, Slatten and Archie are sitting in a ba... (show quote)


I just happen to own two weed whackers.

I hesitate to ask this crowd, but here goes: What does that make me?
.

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.


.


.


Answer: a married man whose wife takes care of the lawn!

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Jul 6, 2019 11:03:06   #
badbobby (a regular here)
 
TommyRadd wrote:
I just happen to own two weed whackers.

I hesitate to ask this crowd, but here goes: What does that make me?
.

.

.

.


.


.


.


Answer: a married man whose wife takes care of the lawn!

well Tommy
that might make you a guy with too much time on his hands
who resorts to posting stuff on OPP
but don't fret
you're not alone


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Jul 6, 2019 12:35:31   #
TommyRadd (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
well Tommy
that might make you a guy with too much time on his hands
who resorts to posting stuff on OPP
but don't fret
you're not alone



Busted! Haha

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Jul 6, 2019 16:33:23   #
GmanTerry (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
Two Texans, Slatten and Archie are sitting in a bar, enjoying beers.

Arch turns to Slat, and says, "You know what, I'm going to go to college!" He then leaves the bar and makes his way over to the local college. He is met with the Dean of Administration, who is explaining to Arch what classes he is going to take.

"Alright, Archie. You are going to take 4 classes," the Dean says. "English, Math, Science, and Logic."

"Logic?" Arch asks. "What the hell is that?"

"Here, I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed wacker?"

Proudly, Arch responded, "Yes, I do."

"Well, if you own a weed wacker, then logically speaking you own a lawn," the Dean said.

"Yes, yes I do have a lawn!"


"Well, if you have a lawn, then logically speaking you own a house."

"Yes, yes I do have a house!"

"And if you have a house, then logically speaking you have a family."

"Yes, yes I do have a family!"



"And if you have a family, then logically speaking you have a wife. And if you have a wife, then logically speaking you're heterosexual."

"Yes, yes I do have a wife and I am heterosexual! Wow, I can't believe you found out all of that just because you knew I had a weed wacker!" Archie exclaimed.

"Yeah, that's what logic is," the Dean responded.Arch excitedly went back to the bar, awaited by Slatten.

"Slat, I'm taking 4 classes in college. English, Math, Science, and Logic," Arch told Slat.

"Logic?" Slatten asks. "What the hell is that?"

"Here, I'll give you an example. Do you own a weed wacker?"

"No."

"Then you're a homo."
Two Texans, Slatten and Archie are sitting in a ba... (show quote)


That, is laughing out loud funny. Thanks a million. First laugh of the day.

Semper Fi

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Jul 6, 2019 17:03:04   #
slatten49 (a regular here)
 
GmanTerry wrote:
That, is laughing out loud funny. Thanks a million. First laugh of the day.

Semper Fi

Did'ya notice that BB identified both Arch & I as Texans, but the ol' feller left off the fact that he is, also.

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Jul 6, 2019 19:01:46   #
badbobby (a regular here)
 
slatten49 wrote:
Did'ya notice that BB identified both Arch & I as Texans, but the ol' feller left off the fact that he is, also.


figgered everyone could tell

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