archie bunker Loc: Texas

My big ole, corn fed, fat wife went out and brought in the mail yesterday, and all that was there was a package from Slatten. She came through the gate turning it over in her hands, and laughing her ass off. Once she handed it to me, I understood. It was wrapped in Batman paper, and addressed to "The Bunkers". Thank you Slats!!

Now, about her weight problem. She wants to go to the fireworks store again, and I told her she looks fat while blowing them up hoping that would deter her from spending more money.
Well, she, apparently, is going to put on a few more pounds today.


So, being the dedicated, kind hearted soul that I am, I agreed to go with her, and promised her that I will be with her forever in spite of her hugeness. I mean, why go out for milk when you have a cow at home, right?

badbobby Loc: texas

I shall pray for you Arch
gosh knows you're gonna need prayers

bahmer

I see the end to your life in the very near future at this rate anyway. Maybe you should have her taste all of the food on your plate just to make sure it is safe to eat.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Nah! She's k**led me so many times now that she finally gave up!

badbobby Loc: texas

still a good idea to check them
'sammiches'very closely

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Ya' got it...that's all that matters.

'Batman' wrapping paper from our grandson's birthday was all that I had.

You ought'a get down on your knees and thank your Lord for Mrs. B...if she keeps ya'.

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

Wise advice, ol' feller.

lindajoy Loc: right here with you....

Lololol ~~ love the Batman paper and get down on his knees and thank the Lord... lolol Amen, slatt...

badbobby Loc: texas

tx Slat
now some advice for you
pay your IOUs to me
gain back some respect

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

You need psychiatric help with that never-ending IOU's fantasy of yours.

Did ya' hear of the Jim Beam warehouse burning down and destroying a large part of their stock

Good thing you're a Jack Daniel's man.

badbobby Loc: texas

yeah
I was sweatin that news brief
til they said Jim Beam

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas

However, there is a Jack Daniels 'Tennessee Fire'. But, FYI, and peace of mind....

Jack Daniel's shares their fire preparedness

Posted Jul 3, 2019

The Jim Beam facility in Kentucky is charred after a fire Tuesday night. Authorities said a warehouse storing aging bourbon caught fire and spread to another structure. Nearly 45,000 barrels of whiskey are gone. Officials believe lightning may have started the fire.

What happens if a fire were to hit a place like the Jack Daniel Distillery? We headed to Lynchburg to answer that question.

Downtown Lynchburg is a place of fix-ins, of ice cream parlors, of Moon-Pies in general store windows and of people crowding under outdoor ceiling fans to escape the heat. A little, tight-knit place has deep connections to one name.

"I would tell you Jack Daniel's and Lynchburg are inseparable," said Jack Daniel's master distiller Jeff Arnett. "The distillery, the jobs that it provides, it's the economic engine for Moore County. Every drop of Jack Daniel's is made here, even after all these years."

In a business where everyone just knows each other, Arnett's keeping up to speed on the fire at the Jim Beam warehouse in Kentucky.

"It's a tragedy," Arnett said. "I absolutely h**e it for Jim Beam. To have something like that happen here would mean there'd be no Jack Daniel's anywhere."

Arnett said that's why his distillery has prepared for the worst by equipping warehouses for lightning protection.

"We have over 30 employees who are state certified firefighters," said Arnett. "All of our warehouses have sprinkler systems. We have about 6-million gallons of fire fighting water in the loop. All our warehouses have some sort of berm or drainage system around them, so if they would catch fire and collapse, they wouldn't flow."

Arnett also said newer warehouses are built with the distance of a football field between them.

"For a place that's been around 153 years, I think you want to do everything you can to be around another 153," he said.

badbobby Loc: texas

superior nectars
take superior protections

slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas