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Jul 1, 2019 13:12:49   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were k*****g each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"



A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"




There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals." One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?" "N," she answered.



A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."

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Jul 1, 2019 14:40:44   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were k*****g each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"



A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"




There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals." One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?" "N," she answered.



A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."
guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first footba... (show quote)


You be cruising for bruising aren't you?

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Jul 2, 2019 06:31:37   #
Big dog
 
badbobby wrote:
guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were k*****g each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"



A robber comes into the store & steals a TV. A blonde runs after him and says, "Wait, you forgot the remote!"




There was a blonde who just got sick and tired of all the blonde jokes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals. Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, "I've had it up to here with these blonde jokes. I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all the state capitals." One of the guys, of course, said, "I don't believe you. What is the capital of Nevada?" "N," she answered.



A guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, "Yes, No, Yes, No, Yes..."
guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first footba... (show quote)


Ee Gads

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Jul 2, 2019 20:32:13   #
CD
 
I used to be a blonde (gray now) and I found them HILARIOUS. Thanks. I know I can always count on you for daily humor.

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Jul 3, 2019 10:24:08   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
CD wrote:
I used to be a blonde (gray now) and I found them HILARIOUS. Thanks. I know I can always count on you for daily humor.


thanks CD
makes the effort worthwhile

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Jul 3, 2019 16:50:10   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
Hey BB, with AOC proving she's a box of rocks - you should have made them AOC or brunette jokes.

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Jul 3, 2019 16:50:52   #
bahmer
 
BearK wrote:
Hey BB, with AOC proving she's a box of rocks - you should have made them AOC or brunette jokes.


Amen and Amen

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Jul 3, 2019 18:18:59   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
[quote=BearK]Hey BB, with AOC proving she's a box of rocks - you should have made them AOC or brunette jokes.[/quote
]hey Bear
wonderful to hear from you
mayhaps I shall just do that

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Jul 4, 2019 09:33:50   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
[quote=badbobby]
BearK wrote:
Hey BB, with AOC proving she's a box of rocks - you should have made them AOC or brunette jokes.[/quote
]hey Bear
wonderful to hear from you
mayhaps I shall just do that


Hope you and your dear wife have a wonderful 4th.

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Jul 4, 2019 09:46:25   #
bahmer
 
BearK wrote:
Hope you and your dear wife have a wonderful 4th.


I'll second that BearK and the same to you as well.

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Jul 6, 2019 08:18:01   #
BearK Loc: TN
 
bahmer wrote:
I'll second that BearK and the same to you as well.


Bam hopefully all who love this country, and appreciate what our military have done for us, will celebrate with family and friends.

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