blondes
Jun 30, 2019 12:55:57 #
Did you hear about the blonde that got excited? She finished a jigsaw puzzle in six months, when the box said, "two to four years."
Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....
Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!" Confused, he replies, "Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.....
Why did the blonde put her iPad in a blender? Because she wanted to make apple juice.
A blonde is watching the news with her husband when the newscaster says, "Six Brazilian men die in a skydiving accident." The blonde starts crying to her husband, sobbing, "That's horrible!" Confused, he replies, "Yes Dear, it is sad, but they were skydiving, and there is always that risk involved." After a few minutes, the blonde, still sobbing, says, "How many is a Brazilian?"
Jun 30, 2019 13:03:08 #
badbobby wrote:
Did you hear about the blonde that got excited? Sh... (show quote)
All LOLs. Day brightener, but of course, I’m a brunette.
Jun 30, 2019 14:10:00 #
badbobby wrote:
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BB, my wife being blonde to the core, I asked her how many is a Brazilian. She said it equals the number of hairs pulled out.
What the hell does THAT mean?
Jun 30, 2019 14:12:34 #
archie bunker wrote:
BB, my wife being blonde to the core, I asked her how many is a Brazilian. She said it equals the number of hairs pulled out.
What the hell does THAT mean?
What the hell does THAT mean?
Good one!
Jun 30, 2019 15:40:34 #
archie bunker wrote:
BB, my wife being blonde to the core, I asked her how many is a Brazilian. She said it equals the number of hairs pulled out.
What the hell does THAT mean?
What the hell does THAT mean?
I'll ask Mama
she was blonde
once
Jul 1, 2019 06:23:08 #
Jul 1, 2019 10:13:08 #
badbobby wrote:
Did you hear about the blonde that got excited? Sh... (show quote)
Good ones there badbobby thanks for the laughs.
Jul 1, 2019 10:24:30 #
badbobby wrote:
"How many is a Brazilian?" Did you hear about the blonde that got excited? Sh... (show quote)
Jul 1, 2019 10:46:24 #
badbobby wrote:
Did you hear about the blonde that got excited? Sh... (show quote)
Good ones!
Four blondes were going to Disneyland. On the way they saw a sign that said Disneyland Left so they turned around and went home.
Jul 1, 2019 21:43:22 #
Carol Kelly wrote:
All LOLs. Day brightener, but of course, I’m a brunette.
I'm was a tow- head until about 20 or so. Will be 69 in a few days and can't grow a beard because it's pure white and my hair is strawberry blonde. Does that mean I resemble that? Mike
Jul 1, 2019 21:44:43 #
archie bunker wrote:
BB, my wife being blonde to the core, I asked her how many is a Brazilian. She said it equals the number of hairs pulled out.
What the hell does THAT mean?
What the hell does THAT mean?
Probably need to check south and make sure you don't have a landing strip. MIke
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