Easy to assemble BBQ
Jun 30, 2019 06:32:51 #
http://www.dailysquat.com/easy-to-assemble-bbq-built-in-record-time-of-8-hours-17-minutes/SATIRE
Easy to assemble’ BBQ built in record time of 8 hours 17 minutes
POSTED BY: DAVID MARRS JUNE 24, 2019
An ‘easy to assemble’ BBQ has been completely set-up in a record time of 8 hours and 17 minutes, just after everyone had left the small outdoor gathering.
Antony Davidson, 36, had to will to grill yesterday and decided it was time to buy a BBQ and invite some friends over.
‘I could have bought the BBQ, put it together and arranged a get-together for a few days later – but where’s the arse-clenching tension in that?’ said Antony.
After carefully selecting a BBQ that described itself as ‘easy to assemble’, Antony began work on putting it together.
Friends arrived and, hours later, friends left with Antony still hard at work assembling the Cleveland Smokehouse 5000.
It was at roughly 2 in the morning that Antony finished building the BBQ in just 8 hours and 17 minutes, a world record.
By that point, everyone had gone and it was raining. This meant Antony had to disassemble the BBQ to bring it inside.
Some say he’s still taking it apart to this day.
Easy to assemble’ BBQ built in record time of 8 hours 17 minutes
POSTED BY: DAVID MARRS JUNE 24, 2019
An ‘easy to assemble’ BBQ has been completely set-up in a record time of 8 hours and 17 minutes, just after everyone had left the small outdoor gathering.
Antony Davidson, 36, had to will to grill yesterday and decided it was time to buy a BBQ and invite some friends over.
‘I could have bought the BBQ, put it together and arranged a get-together for a few days later – but where’s the arse-clenching tension in that?’ said Antony.
After carefully selecting a BBQ that described itself as ‘easy to assemble’, Antony began work on putting it together.
Friends arrived and, hours later, friends left with Antony still hard at work assembling the Cleveland Smokehouse 5000.
It was at roughly 2 in the morning that Antony finished building the BBQ in just 8 hours and 17 minutes, a world record.
By that point, everyone had gone and it was raining. This meant Antony had to disassemble the BBQ to bring it inside.
Some say he’s still taking it apart to this day.
Jun 30, 2019 07:54:47 #
AuntiE wrote:
Anyone who can’t assemble a BBQ in eight hours should never be trusted near open flames.
Jun 30, 2019 08:10:17 #
Kevyn wrote:
Anyone who can’t assemble a BBQ in eight hours should never be trusted near open flames.
Again, a failure to read all words. Did you miss the word satire? The obvious answer is, yes. Dork!
Jun 30, 2019 09:50:37 #
AuntiE wrote:
Again, a failure to read all words. Did you miss the word satire? The obvious answer is, yes. Dork!
It is the same tired joke about the bumbling dad who stays up all night Christmas Eve trying to put the kids bike together a more current theme is the guy who can’t assemble an IKEA bookshelf. It wasn’t funny half a century ago and it Isn’t funny now.
Jun 30, 2019 10:37:03 #
AuntiE wrote:
Thanks for the laughs there AuntiE have a great day.
Jun 30, 2019 12:35:08 #
Kevyn wrote:
It is the same tired joke about the bumbling dad who stays up all night Christmas Eve trying to put the kids bike together a more current theme is the guy who can’t assemble an IKEA bookshelf. It wasn’t funny half a century ago and it Isn’t funny now.
Aha, do these types of writings to closely resemble your level of aptitude..or lack thereof? Rhetorical question.
Jul 1, 2019 08:53:50 #
AuntiE wrote:
Aha, do these types of writings to closely resemble your level of aptitude..or lack thereof? Rhetorical question.
AuntiE, do I detect a note of criticism in your writings directed towards kevyn? Remember, we should be patient with the handicapped. Obviously he has no control over his thoughts. It's up to us to show compassion for those less fortunate.
Jul 1, 2019 10:47:38 #
Kevyn wrote:
It is the same tired joke about the bumbling dad who stays up all night Christmas Eve trying to put the kids bike together a more current theme is the guy who can’t assemble an IKEA bookshelf. It wasn’t funny half a century ago and it Isn’t funny now.
Why not limit your trolling to the political forum.
Jul 1, 2019 11:00:33 #
Kevyn wrote:
It is the same tired joke about the bumbling dad who stays up all night Christmas Eve trying to put the kids bike together a more current theme is the guy who can’t assemble an IKEA bookshelf. It wasn’t funny half a century ago and it Isn’t funny now.
Yeah, I can see how you might h**e being the butt of a joke for half a century. So, did you ever manage to finish that swing set?
Jul 1, 2019 17:16:50 #
i ain't no financial expert but i believes if kev's I.Q. ever hits three digits he should sell sell sell
Jul 1, 2019 18:43:26 #
elledee wrote:
i ain't no financial expert but i believes if kev's I.Q. ever hits three digits he should sell sell sell
Three digits? Ha! He'd be impressed to make two! Even his shoe size is bigger than his IQ.
Jul 1, 2019 21:37:36 #
Kevyn wrote:
It is the same tired joke about the bumbling dad who stays up all night Christmas Eve trying to put the kids bike together a more current theme is the guy who can’t assemble an IKEA bookshelf. It wasn’t funny half a century ago and it Isn’t funny now.
You ain't skating on this one. I can't call you a dummy or I'm gone. Mike
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