badbobby Loc: texas

How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."




There's a new drug for lesbians on the market to cure depression, it's called Trycoxagain.

: When can women make you a millionaire? A: When you're a billionaire.



How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.


A man is drinking in a bar when he notices a beautiful young lady. "Hello there and what is your name?" "Hello," giggles the woman, "I'm Stacey. What's yours?" "I'm Jim." "Jim, do you want to come over to my house tonight?" “Sure!" replies Jim. "Let's go!" At Stacey’s house, Jim notices a picture of a man on Stacey's desk and asks, "Is this your brother?" "No, it isn't, Jim!" Stacey giggles. "Is it your husband?" Stacey giggles even more, "No, silly!" "Then, it must be your boyfriend!" Stacey giggles even more while nibbling on Jim's ear. She says, "No, silly!" "Then, who is it?" Stacey replies, "That's me before my operation!"

sisboombaa

Hey there badbobby good thing you balanced out your put down of men in your other thread. But at your age you should know two negatives don't make your write right.

bahmer

Those are all good there badbobby thanks for the laughs.

badbobby Loc: texas

Noraa Loc: Kansas

Do you know why blonde jokes are all one liners? So men can understand them!!

badbobby Loc: texas

yes Nora
we need a lotta help

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