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Jun 26, 2019 15:14:16   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT

If you don't laugh out loud at this one, I give up... Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...From the Hamilton Spectator Daily News comes this story of a Burlington couple who drove their car to Walmart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. She then took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. When she looked across the hood, she found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

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Jun 26, 2019 15:21:52   #
Carol Kelly
 
eagleye13 wrote:
UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT

If you don't laugh out loud at this one, I give up... Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...From the Hamilton Spectator Daily News comes this story of a Burlington couple who drove their car to Walmart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. She then took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. When she looked across the hood, she found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT br br If you don't laugh ... (show quote)


I laughed out loud. True or not...hilarious!

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Jun 26, 2019 15:41:41   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
eagleye13 wrote:
UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT

If you don't laugh out loud at this one, I give up... Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...From the Hamilton Spectator Daily News comes this story of a Burlington couple who drove their car to Walmart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. She then took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. When she looked across the hood, she found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT br br If you don't laugh ... (show quote)


When did she realize that it wasn't husband?

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Jun 26, 2019 15:50:26   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
no propaganda please wrote:
When did she realize that it wasn't husband?


"When she looked across the hood, she found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by."

BTW;
I bet the mechanic was very appreciative.

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Jun 26, 2019 15:57:27   #
bahmer
 
eagleye13 wrote:
UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT

If you don't laugh out loud at this one, I give up... Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...From the Hamilton Spectator Daily News comes this story of a Burlington couple who drove their car to Walmart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. She then took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. When she looked across the hood, she found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT br br If you don't laugh ... (show quote)


A very funny story thanks for the laughs.

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Jun 26, 2019 16:40:06   #
RT friend Loc: Kangaroo valley NSW Australia
 
eagleye13 wrote:
UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT

If you don't laugh out loud at this one, I give up... Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...From the Hamilton Spectator Daily News comes this story of a Burlington couple who drove their car to Walmart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. She then took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. When she looked across the hood, she found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT br br If you don't laugh ... (show quote)

That's not funny it's d********g, obviously she knew all along but couldn't keep her hands off it.

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Jun 26, 2019 17:32:10   #
Big dog
 
eagleye13 wrote:
UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT

If you don't laugh out loud at this one, I give up... Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...From the Hamilton Spectator Daily News comes this story of a Burlington couple who drove their car to Walmart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. She then took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. When she looked across the hood, she found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT br br If you don't laugh ... (show quote)


Yeah, you got me, big time.
Good job !

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Jun 26, 2019 19:49:30   #
vernon
 
RT friend wrote:
That's not funny it's d********g, obviously she knew all along but couldn't keep her hands off it.


Maybe if she is a demoRAT thats the way they behave.

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Jun 26, 2019 23:17:04   #
RT friend Loc: Kangaroo valley NSW Australia
 
vernon wrote:
Maybe if she is a demoRAT thats the way they behave.

Bernie's got a good bird I've heard, he's kept her well away from Joe.

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Jun 27, 2019 08:41:38   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
vernon wrote:
Maybe if she is a demoRAT thats the way they behave.


Yep!
They are nasty women!!

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Jun 27, 2019 10:12:38   #
son of witless
 
eagleye13 wrote:
UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT

If you don't laugh out loud at this one, I give up... Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...From the Hamilton Spectator Daily News comes this story of a Burlington couple who drove their car to Walmart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. She then took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. When she looked across the hood, she found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT br br If you don't laugh ... (show quote)


Why wouldn't this woman know her Husband's anatomy and make such a mistake ?

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Jun 27, 2019 10:18:59   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
son of witless wrote:
Why wouldn't this woman know her Husband's anatomy and make such a mistake ?


Vernon said she is probably a Democrat.
Blind?
Just wanted to help?

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Jun 27, 2019 11:44:03   #
GmanTerry
 
eagleye13 wrote:
UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT

If you don't laugh out loud at this one, I give up... Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle...From the Hamilton Spectator Daily News comes this story of a Burlington couple who drove their car to Walmart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. She then took a deep breath and stood up boldly to face the crowd. When she looked across the hood, she found herself staring at her husband, who had been standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.
UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT br br If you don't laugh ... (show quote)


You succeeded. Good one.

Semper Fi

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Jun 27, 2019 12:02:24   #
son of witless
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Vernon said she is probably a Democrat.
Blind?
Just wanted to help?


After reading this post I went out and bought underwear. K-Mart has Haine's briefs on sale. Not that you are likely to find me under a car. That is what AAA is for.

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Jun 27, 2019 13:43:20   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
son of witless wrote:
After reading this post I went out and bought underwear. K-Mart has Haine's briefs on sale. Not that you are likely to find me under a car. That is what AAA is for.


I like Haines also; But next time I crawl under a car, I am going with loose underwear.

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