Redneck Genealogy
Jun 17, 2019 00:14:06 #
Redneck Genealogy
Two fellows from Alabama were sitting around talking one afternoon.
After a while the first fellow says to the second, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The second fellow crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know if it would make us kin, but it sure would make us even."
Two fellows from Alabama were sitting around talking one afternoon.
After a while the first fellow says to the second, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday and make love to your wife while you was off huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The second fellow crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question. Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know if it would make us kin, but it sure would make us even."
Jun 17, 2019 04:44:42 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Redneck Genealogy br br br i b Two fellows ... (show quote)
A priest was down in the red light district saving some soles when a woman walked up and ask him if he wanted a quicky. He had no idea what a quicky was so he just said no thanks. This happened a few more times and he got angry with him self not knowing what a quicky was. That evening when he got back to the church he asked "Mother Superior what's a quicky? Mother Superior answered "2.50 just like in town"
Jun 17, 2019 07:18:56 #
If a married couple moves from Arkansas to Missouri and then get divorced, they can still be brother and sister.
Jun 18, 2019 12:17:34 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Redneck Genealogy br br br i b Two fellows ... (show quote)
even tho you are knockin us rednecks
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