He reminds me of our neighbor who managed to lock himself in his garage after damaging the door that would have given him a way out. The guy had to stay there until his wife came home from work and got the door open for him. By then the guy had been smoking weed for two hours and was sound asleep in a puddle from the leak in the roof, one that he had been meaning to fix since last fall.
No, this is not the neighbor with the goats, but the neighbor whose yard looks like a garbage dump at its best. The only thing we do for that man is offer to drive him to the rehab center, but he refuses to do so.