Two guys entering heaven
Jun 16, 2019 09:01:31 #
Two guys are in line to enter heaven
This one guy turns to the other guy and asks
"How did you die?"
The other guy replied "I froze to death.How about you?"
The first guy says
:WEll I suspected my wife was c***ting on me,so I came home early to try and catch her in the act.When I arrived home,I jumped outta the car ,ran into the house and ran as fast as I could up the stairs to our bedroom.there to find my wife supposedly sound asleep in bed by herself.So I ran back downstairs,ran all over the house ,looking in all the hiding places I could think of,and then when I was running back upstairs to confront my wife,I had a heart attack and died!"
"Damn",said the other guy
"why did you do all that?If you had looked in the refrigerator first,we would both be still alive!!"
This one guy turns to the other guy and asks
"How did you die?"
The other guy replied "I froze to death.How about you?"
The first guy says
:WEll I suspected my wife was c***ting on me,so I came home early to try and catch her in the act.When I arrived home,I jumped outta the car ,ran into the house and ran as fast as I could up the stairs to our bedroom.there to find my wife supposedly sound asleep in bed by herself.So I ran back downstairs,ran all over the house ,looking in all the hiding places I could think of,and then when I was running back upstairs to confront my wife,I had a heart attack and died!"
"Damn",said the other guy
"why did you do all that?If you had looked in the refrigerator first,we would both be still alive!!"
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