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Jun 13, 2019 22:11:42   #
Bcon
 
Whiskey is no solution
A woman goes to a coun- selor, worried about her husband’s temper.
The counselor asks, “What’s the problem?”
The woman says, “I don’t know what to do. Every day my husband loses his temper for no reason. It scares me.”
“I have a cure for that,” the counselor says. “When it seems your husband is get- ting angry, take a double shot of Jack Daniel’s bourbon and swish it in your mouth. Swish and swish, but don’t swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down.”
Two weeks later, she goes back to the counselor, looking fresh and reborn. She tells the counselor, “That was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband started to get angry, I swished the Jack Daniel’s and he would start to calm down. It was amazing! What is it about Jack Daniel’s that makes it work like that?”
“The Jack Daniel’s does nothing,” the counselor said. “Keeping your mouth shut is the trick.’’

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Jun 13, 2019 22:17:50   #
rumitoid
 
Bcon wrote:
Whiskey is no solution
A woman goes to a coun- selor, worried about her husband’s temper.
The counselor asks, “What’s the problem?”
The woman says, “I don’t know what to do. Every day my husband loses his temper for no reason. It scares me.”
“I have a cure for that,” the counselor says. “When it seems your husband is get- ting angry, take a double shot of Jack Daniel’s bourbon and swish it in your mouth. Swish and swish, but don’t swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down.”
Two weeks later, she goes back to the counselor, looking fresh and reborn. She tells the counselor, “That was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband started to get angry, I swished the Jack Daniel’s and he would start to calm down. It was amazing! What is it about Jack Daniel’s that makes it work like that?”
“The Jack Daniel’s does nothing,” the counselor said. “Keeping your mouth shut is the trick.’’
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Love you Republicans and your misogynist wit. Bravo!

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Jun 13, 2019 23:06:59   #
Bcon
 
rumitoid wrote:
Love you Republicans and your misogynist wit. Bravo!


We love you Democrat’s and your half wit. Bravo,

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Jun 14, 2019 00:03:41   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
Good deal... Two chuckles..

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Jun 14, 2019 00:23:13   #
rumitoid
 
Bcon wrote:
We love you Democrat’s and your half wit. Bravo,


I like and retell a lot of jokes that are not PC. I think of myself as having a good and reasonable sense of humor. Your joke was funny. But for the abuse mentioned by the woman. Nothing to be laughed at or dismissed.

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Jun 14, 2019 06:42:46   #
billy a Loc: South Florida
 
rumitoid wrote:
I like and retell a lot of jokes that are not PC. I think of myself as having a good and reasonable sense of humor. Your joke was funny. But for the abuse mentioned by the woman. Nothing to be laughed at or dismissed.


Equal rights at play,my friend...it's only a joke.

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Jun 14, 2019 09:29:23   #
Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton
 
rumitoid wrote:
I like and retell a lot of jokes that are not PC. I think of myself as having a good and reasonable sense of humor. Your joke was funny. But for the abuse mentioned by the woman. Nothing to be laughed at or dismissed.

Except that there is no woman and she was not abused. Duh! Fiction... Hello!

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Jun 14, 2019 10:20:54   #
Fit2BTied Loc: Texas
 
Larry the Legend wrote:
Except that there is no woman and she was not abused. Duh! Fiction... Hello!
Progressives...pulling victim-hood out of thin air for generations.

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Jun 14, 2019 11:30:07   #
TrueAmerican
 
rumitoid wrote:
I like and retell a lot of jokes that are not PC. I think of myself as having a good and reasonable sense of humor. Your joke was funny. But for the abuse mentioned by the woman. Nothing to be laughed at or dismissed.


This is supposed to be the humor section --- if you don't like humor (as obviously you don't) then stay the EFF out !!!!!!

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Jun 14, 2019 12:01:01   #
Fit2BTied Loc: Texas
 
Bcon wrote:
Whiskey is no solution
A woman goes to a coun- selor, worried about her husband’s temper.
The counselor asks, “What’s the problem?”
The woman says, “I don’t know what to do. Every day my husband loses his temper for no reason. It scares me.”
“I have a cure for that,” the counselor says. “When it seems your husband is get- ting angry, take a double shot of Jack Daniel’s bourbon and swish it in your mouth. Swish and swish, but don’t swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down.”
Two weeks later, she goes back to the counselor, looking fresh and reborn. She tells the counselor, “That was a brilliant idea. Every time my husband started to get angry, I swished the Jack Daniel’s and he would start to calm down. It was amazing! What is it about Jack Daniel’s that makes it work like that?”
“The Jack Daniel’s does nothing,” the counselor said. “Keeping your mouth shut is the trick.’’
Whiskey is no solution br A woman goes to a coun- ... (show quote)

“Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.”
― George Carlin from "When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?"

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Jun 14, 2019 12:04:52   #
Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton
 
Fit2BTied wrote:
Progressives...pulling victim-hood out of thin air for generations.

I usually just ignore it but sometimes it just goes above and beyond...

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Jun 14, 2019 12:17:45   #
Fit2BTied Loc: Texas
 
Larry the Legend wrote:
I usually just ignore it but sometimes it just goes above and beyond...
I know! If I had a dollar for every time I started a rant, then deleted it or just closed the page, I'd have enough money to buy a case of tissues for every one of my progressive friends! They've been going through them like nobody's business since MAGA Tuesday (Nov 8) 2016.

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Jun 14, 2019 17:03:04   #
Y360AZ
 
Liquor need not be in the equation. Best for all concerned (especially for those who want nothing to with or read about liquor) to use water. IMHO it makes for a LOT better story.

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Jun 14, 2019 18:06:45   #
Bcon
 
rumitoid wrote:
I like and retell a lot of jokes that are not PC. I think of myself as having a good and reasonable sense of humor. Your joke was funny. But for the abuse mentioned by the woman. Nothing to be laughed at or dismissed.


Why don’t you get real It was a joke, not reality. Just how far gone are you?
You really are a piece of work. One that went askew.

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Jun 14, 2019 18:09:33   #
Bcon
 
Y360AZ wrote:
Liquor need not be in the equation. Best for all concerned (especially for those who want nothing to with or read about liquor) to use water. IMHO it makes for a LOT better story.


Nothing in moderation is wrong. Your adversity to liquor is a personal trait.

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