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A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job.
Jun 10, 2019 17:24:14   #
bahmer
 
A mathematician badbobby, an accountant Slatten and an economist Peewee apply for the same job.

The interviewer calls in the mathematician badbobby and asks: "What does two plus two equal?"

The mathematician badbobby replies: "Four."

The interviewer asks: "Four, exactly?"

The mathematician badbobby looks at the interviewer incredulously and says: "Yes, four, exactly."

Then the interviewer calls in the accountant Slatten and asks the same question.

"What does two plus two equal?"

The accountant Slatten says: "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."

Then the interviewer calls in the economist Peewee and poses the same question.

"What does two plus two equal?"

The economist Peewee gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, leans close to the interviewer and whispers: "What do you want it to equal?"

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Jun 10, 2019 17:29:28   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
bahmer wrote:
A mathematician badbobby, an accountant Slatten and an economist Peewee apply for the same job.

The interviewer calls in the mathematician badbobby and asks: "What does two plus two equal?"

The mathematician badbobby replies: "Four."

The interviewer asks: "Four, exactly?"

The mathematician badbobby looks at the interviewer incredulously and says: "Yes, four, exactly."

Then the interviewer calls in the accountant Slatten and asks the same question.

"What does two plus two equal?"

The accountant Slatten says: "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."

Then the interviewer calls in the economist Peewee and poses the same question.

"What does two plus two equal?"

The economist Peewee gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, leans close to the interviewer and whispers: "What do you want it to equal?"
A mathematician badbobby, an accountant Slatten an... (show quote)


Assuming it is a government job, I assume that PeeWee was hired, and given a large raise on day 2.

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Jun 10, 2019 17:32:58   #
bahmer
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Assuming it is a government job, I assume that PeeWee was hired, and given a large raise on day 2.


Probably right and badbobby went fishin instead of to work and Slatten kept on eating.

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Jun 10, 2019 17:48:21   #
Big dog
 
bahmer wrote:
Probably right and badbobby went fishin instead of to work and Slatten kept on eating.


👍👍👍👍👍

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Jun 11, 2019 10:25:12   #
Rose42
 
bahmer wrote:
A mathematician badbobby, an accountant Slatten and an economist Peewee apply for the same job.

The interviewer calls in the mathematician badbobby and asks: "What does two plus two equal?"

The mathematician badbobby replies: "Four."

The interviewer asks: "Four, exactly?"

The mathematician badbobby looks at the interviewer incredulously and says: "Yes, four, exactly."

Then the interviewer calls in the accountant Slatten and asks the same question.

"What does two plus two equal?"

The accountant Slatten says: "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."

Then the interviewer calls in the economist Peewee and poses the same question.

"What does two plus two equal?"

The economist Peewee gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, leans close to the interviewer and whispers: "What do you want it to equal?"
A mathematician badbobby, an accountant Slatten an... (show quote)


Peewee go it right. Lol

I used to have a shirt that said 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.

And...4 out of 3 people have a problem with math...

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Jun 11, 2019 10:50:31   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
bahmer wrote:
A mathematician badbobby, an accountant Slatten and an economist Peewee apply for the same job.

The interviewer calls in the mathematician badbobby and asks: "What does two plus two equal?"

The mathematician badbobby replies: "Four."

The interviewer asks: "Four, exactly?"

The mathematician badbobby looks at the interviewer incredulously and says: "Yes, four, exactly."

Then the interviewer calls in the accountant Slatten and asks the same question.

"What does two plus two equal?"

The accountant Slatten says: "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."

Then the interviewer calls in the economist Peewee and poses the same question.

"What does two plus two equal?"

The economist Peewee gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, leans close to the interviewer and whispers: "What do you want it to equal?"
A mathematician badbobby, an accountant Slatten an... (show quote)


"The economist Peewee gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, leans close to the interviewer and whispers: "What do you want it to equal?""

Can we tie down MSNBC on that one?

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Jun 11, 2019 12:07:52   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
A mathematician badbobby, an accountant Slatten and an economist Peewee apply for the same job.

The interviewer calls in the mathematician badbobby and asks: "What does two plus two equal?"

The mathematician badbobby replies: "Four."

The interviewer asks: "Four, exactly?"

The mathematician badbobby looks at the interviewer incredulously and says: "Yes, four, exactly."

Then the interviewer calls in the accountant Slatten and asks the same question.

"What does two plus two equal?"

The accountant Slatten says: "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four."

Then the interviewer calls in the economist Peewee and poses the same question.

"What does two plus two equal?"

The economist Peewee gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, leans close to the interviewer and whispers: "What do you want it to equal?"
A mathematician badbobby, an accountant Slatten an... (show quote)

I see you got up early
you beat the dastardly one to it


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Jun 11, 2019 12:28:26   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
I see you got up early
you beat the dastardly one to it



Usually you are the one that beats him by getting up early.

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Jun 11, 2019 12:51:03   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
Dadgumit, that's the umpteenth time I've been in the barrel and taking potshots. Gonna have to pull out the bazooka or flame thrower if this keeps up. Why is everybody always picking on me? My name isn't Charlie Brown.

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Jun 11, 2019 16:52:54   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Peewee wrote:
Dadgumit, that's the umpteenth time I've been in the barrel and taking potshots. Gonna have to pull out the bazooka or flame thrower if this keeps up. Why is everybody always picking on me? My name isn't Charlie Brown.
Dadgumit, that's the umpteenth time I've been in t... (show quote)


it's cause you are so easy Peewee

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Jun 11, 2019 19:08:48   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
badbobby wrote:
it's cause you are so easy Peewee


Ha-ha, only because I'm here and you're there Braveheart.

Otherwise and I'd give you a wedgie.

Have you started looking at casting nets yet?

Or are you gonna start fishing from piers and banks?

You should look into a fiberglass pedal boat.

It's a zen thang, you and the motor become one.

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