bahm and the beautiful blonde
May 24, 2019 15:37:03 #
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Bahm is out riding around when he sees a beautiful blonde girl about to jump off a bridge, so he stops.
bahm gets out of his car and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While bahm doesn’t want to appear insensitive, he also doesn’t want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
She does, and it is a long, deep, lingering kiss.
After she's finished, bahm says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I’ve ever had! That's a real talent you’re wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"
The blonde replies
"My parents don't approve of me dressing like a girl!!"
Bahm is out riding around when he sees a beautiful blonde girl about to jump off a bridge, so he stops.
bahm gets out of his car and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While bahm doesn’t want to appear insensitive, he also doesn’t want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
She does, and it is a long, deep, lingering kiss.
After she's finished, bahm says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I’ve ever had! That's a real talent you’re wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"
The blonde replies
"My parents don't approve of me dressing like a girl!!"
May 24, 2019 15:47:34 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
i br Bahm is out riding around when he sees a bea... (show quote)
Why do you treat our fair friend, Mr. Bahmer so notoriously, ol' feller
Bahmer needs to leave the dark-side and come on over to the shining example of the USMC.
May 24, 2019 15:48:21 #
badbobby wrote:
i br Bahm is out riding around when he sees a bea... (show quote)
Nor do I and then I pushed him off of the bridge.
I was just trying to help you out is all you are the one
that said a new boat would help you out.
Have got an answer on the old boat yet?
May 24, 2019 16:04:08 #
bahmer wrote:
Nor do I and then I pushed him off of the bridge. ... (show quote)
supposedly ready
I still think he oughtta get a new bigger one
May 24, 2019 16:06:04 #
slatten49 wrote:
Why do you treat our fair friend, Mr. Bahmer so notoriously, ol' feller
Bahmer needs to leave the dark-side and come on over to the shining example of the USMC.
Bahmer needs to leave the dark-side and come on over to the shining example of the USMC.
I'm doin my best to make bahm attractive to all the lovely ladies on OPP
May 24, 2019 16:12:41 #
badbobby wrote:
I'm doin my best to make bahm attractive to all the lovely ladies on OPP
Don't go overboard now OK?
May 24, 2019 16:51:21 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
I'm doin my best to make bahm attractive to all the lovely ladies on OPP
Looking to turn over the strain of your duties to a younger man, eh, BB
May 24, 2019 17:03:06 #
slatten49 wrote:
Looking to turn over the strain of your duties to a younger man, eh, BB
it's an Idea Slat
but don't be jealous
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