: A woman walks into a Ferrari dealership.
May 23, 2019 23:34:14 #
: A woman walks into a Ferrari dealership.
She browses around, then spots the car of her dreams. She walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her. Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed, and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. But as she turns back, there standing next to her is a handsome young salesman.
"Good day Madam, how may I help you?"Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this fabulous vehicle?"
He answers, "Madam, Since you farted just touching it,
you're going to crap your pants when you hear the price."
She browses around, then spots the car of her dreams. She walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the leather upholstery, a small fart escapes her. Extremely embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed, and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. But as she turns back, there standing next to her is a handsome young salesman.
"Good day Madam, how may I help you?"Very uncomfortably, she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this fabulous vehicle?"
He answers, "Madam, Since you farted just touching it,
you're going to crap your pants when you hear the price."
May 24, 2019 02:16:48 #
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Oldsailor65 wrote:
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This is great!!!..Thank you!!! May 24, 2019 12:51:11 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
: A woman walks into a Ferrari dealership. br br... (show quote)
Very good there Salty thanks for the laughs.
May 24, 2019 15:14:43 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
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Thanks I hope I can reamember it
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