A very successful businessman went to visit his new son-in-law,badbobby
He said to him, "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family. To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn how everything works."
badbobby said, "That's very kind of you but I h**e factories. I can't stand the noise."
"Oh, I see," said the father-in-law. "In that case, you can work in the office and take charge of some of the operations there."
"That's very kind of you but I h**e office work too," said badbobby. "I can’t stand being stuck behind a desk in an office all day, every day."
"Wait a minute," said the father-in-law who was getting a little annoyed now. "I just made you half-owner of a huge money-making organization, but you don't like factories and you won't work in a office. What am I going to do with you?"
"That's easy," said bobby. "Buy me out."
badbobby wrote:
A very successful businessman went to visit his new son-in-law,badbobby
He said to him, "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family. To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn how everything works."
badbobby said, "That's very kind of you but I h**e factories. I can't stand the noise."
"Oh, I see," said the father-in-law. "In that case, you can work in the office and take charge of some of the operations there."
"That's very kind of you but I h**e office work too," said badbobby. "I can’t stand being stuck behind a desk in an office all day, every day."
"Wait a minute," said the father-in-law who was getting a little annoyed now. "I just made you half-owner of a huge money-making organization, but you don't like factories and you won't work in a office. What am I going to do with you?"
"That's easy," said bobby. "Buy me out."
A very successful businessman went to visit his ne... (
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I have already posted this with you as the star even you are a little late.
How badbobby got to where he is today.
bahmer wrote:
I have already posted this with you as the star even you are a little late.
How badbobby got to where he is today.
I responded: The rest of the story is that BB lost that 'buy-out' money at the poker table to Marines.
slatten49 wrote:
I responded: The rest of the story is that BB lost that 'buy-out' money at the poker table to Marines.
another fable concocted by a dastardly Marine
badbobby wrote:
another fable concocted by a dastardly Marine
They are delusional are they not?
Any word on the boat motor yet?
badbobby wrote:
another fable concocted by a dastardly Marine
fa·ble [ˈfābəl] NOUN, a short story, typically with animals as characters, conveying a moral.
In this case, the animal in the fable is a Squid, and the moral
: Don't play poker with Marines.
slatten49 wrote:
fa·ble [ˈfābəl] NOUN, a short story, typically with animals as characters, conveying a moral.
In this case, the animal in the fable is a Squid, and the moral
: Don't play poker with Marines.
methinks the moral should be
'always play poker with Marines'
Marines think two pair beats a flush
among other fallacies
badbobby wrote:
methinks the moral should be
'always play poker with Marines'
Marines think two pair beats a flush
among other fallacies
It's a durn good thing you gave up losing at poker in favor of fishing. You seem to be reasonable at the latter, while pitiful at the former.
slatten49 wrote:
It's a durn good thing you gave up losing at poker in favor of fishing. You seem to be reasonable at the latter, while pitiful at the former.
oh I can flub that too Slat
but I never flubbed poker like two dastardly Marines
who owe me uncounted IOUs
badbobby wrote:
oh I can flub that too Slat
but I never flubbed poker like two dastardly Marines
who owe me uncounted IOUs
Oh, I'll help you out with the count of our IOUs to you....ZERO, nada, nothing...zilch.
slatten49 wrote:
Oh, I'll help you out with the count of our IOUs to you....ZERO, nada, nothing...zilch.
another of your dreams
someday you will wake up Slat
and realize what a beautiful world we live in
cept then you will remember that in reality
you owe me
badbobby wrote:
another of your dreams
someday you will wake up Slat
and realize what a beautiful world we live in
cept then you will remember that in reality
you owe me
Yeah, I owe you a lesson in how to play poker.
But, then I'd lose a large source of income.
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