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May 22, 2019 17:11:58   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
A very successful businessman went to visit his new son-in-law,badbobby

He said to him, "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family. To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn how everything works."

badbobby said, "That's very kind of you but I h**e factories. I can't stand the noise."

"Oh, I see," said the father-in-law. "In that case, you can work in the office and take charge of some of the operations there."

"That's very kind of you but I h**e office work too," said badbobby. "I can’t stand being stuck behind a desk in an office all day, every day."

"Wait a minute," said the father-in-law who was getting a little annoyed now. "I just made you half-owner of a huge money-making organization, but you don't like factories and you won't work in a office. What am I going to do with you?"

"That's easy," said bobby. "Buy me out."

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May 22, 2019 17:35:52   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
A very successful businessman went to visit his new son-in-law,badbobby

He said to him, "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family. To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn how everything works."

badbobby said, "That's very kind of you but I h**e factories. I can't stand the noise."

"Oh, I see," said the father-in-law. "In that case, you can work in the office and take charge of some of the operations there."

"That's very kind of you but I h**e office work too," said badbobby. "I can’t stand being stuck behind a desk in an office all day, every day."

"Wait a minute," said the father-in-law who was getting a little annoyed now. "I just made you half-owner of a huge money-making organization, but you don't like factories and you won't work in a office. What am I going to do with you?"

"That's easy," said bobby. "Buy me out."
A very successful businessman went to visit his ne... (show quote)


I have already posted this with you as the star even you are a little late.

How badbobby got to where he is today.

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May 22, 2019 17:55:11   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
I have already posted this with you as the star even you are a little late.

How badbobby got to where he is today.

I responded: The rest of the story is that BB lost that 'buy-out' money at the poker table to Marines.

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May 23, 2019 10:51:09   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
I responded: The rest of the story is that BB lost that 'buy-out' money at the poker table to Marines.


another fable concocted by a dastardly Marine

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May 23, 2019 11:00:03   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
another fable concocted by a dastardly Marine


They are delusional are they not?

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May 23, 2019 11:14:03   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
They are delusional are they not?


extremely

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May 23, 2019 11:15:13   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
extremely


Any word on the boat motor yet?

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May 23, 2019 11:37:36   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Any word on the boat motor yet?


mechanic working on it

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May 23, 2019 11:43:44   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
another fable concocted by a dastardly Marine

fa·ble [ˈfābəl] NOUN, a short story, typically with animals as characters, conveying a moral.

In this case, the animal in the fable is a Squid, and the moral : Don't play poker with Marines.

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May 23, 2019 12:22:54   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
fa·ble [ˈfābəl] NOUN, a short story, typically with animals as characters, conveying a moral.

In this case, the animal in the fable is a Squid, and the moral : Don't play poker with Marines.

methinks the moral should be
'always play poker with Marines'
Marines think two pair beats a flush
among other fallacies


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May 23, 2019 16:33:17   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
methinks the moral should be
'always play poker with Marines'
Marines think two pair beats a flush
among other fallacies


It's a durn good thing you gave up losing at poker in favor of fishing. You seem to be reasonable at the latter, while pitiful at the former.

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May 23, 2019 19:24:39   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
It's a durn good thing you gave up losing at poker in favor of fishing. You seem to be reasonable at the latter, while pitiful at the former.


oh I can flub that too Slat
but I never flubbed poker like two dastardly Marines
who owe me uncounted IOUs

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May 23, 2019 19:36:46   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
oh I can flub that too Slat
but I never flubbed poker like two dastardly Marines
who owe me uncounted IOUs

Oh, I'll help you out with the count of our IOUs to you....ZERO, nada, nothing...zilch.

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May 23, 2019 19:43:08   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Oh, I'll help you out with the count of our IOUs to you....ZERO, nada, nothing...zilch.


another of your dreams
someday you will wake up Slat
and realize what a beautiful world we live in
cept then you will remember that in reality
you owe me

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May 24, 2019 16:55:04   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
another of your dreams
someday you will wake up Slat
and realize what a beautiful world we live in
cept then you will remember that in reality
you owe me

Yeah, I owe you a lesson in how to play poker. But, then I'd lose a large source of income.

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